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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Where do us soylent enjoyers rest, on this scale?

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Is that the tablespoon of powder on the far right?

[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago
[-] Beldarofremulak@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

"check out this cute tiny rose I bought at the gas station!"

Some of the products it may be used with could be a powder but that's a meth pipe.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Lol I thought it was protein powder or something.

[-] billygoat@catata.fish 20 points 1 year ago

At first I thought it was a scoop of ice cream. Nope, crack pipe.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Paleo communism 🀝Paleo conservatism

               πŸ–
[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

These words are not in the bible

[-] Razzazzika@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you, I take my Adderall with my energy drink.

[-] who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

1000% more accurate than a PCM

[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I'm an Adderall and Jameson man, myself.

[-] VonCesaw@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Radical Centrism, get 'em boys

[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

"Hyperracist neo-reactionary"

That's new to me, I'm going to have to remember that for later

[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

anarchism

conservatism

Balkans_IRL

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

croissants are taking years off my life but damn they are the shit

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

When I didn't work from home in the mornings, I would regularly get a sausage croissant sandwich for breakfast from the Hardees down the road from where I work and damn was that good despite it being a disappointment in terms of what could be considered croissants. I'm probably better off working from home mornings.

[-] SameOldJorts@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Luckily my adderall is IR so I can claim leftist ideals 😌

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 7 points 1 year ago

Apparently nobody eats pancakes for breakfast.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Pancakes are universally agreed upon to be acceptable breakfast, so it wasn't on the image.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 4 points 1 year ago

Wouldn't the same apply to waffles?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Certainly not. What are you, an AnCap?

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

Who doesn't think waffles are a breakfast food?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Filthy right-wingers.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Waffles are pancakes for when it isnt breakfast time.

[-] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

Waffles are pancakes with a syrup trap

[-] MartinXYZ@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I'm a Dane living in Denmark, a social democracy at it's core. I eat oatmeal with milk most mornings. I'm also a very left leaning atheist but I love a full English every once in a while.

[-] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Lux communism it is. Now to look up what it is.

[-] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Fully Automated Luxury Communism. It's not too bad and idea if not a touch overly idealistic

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Where's the biscuits and gravy also fully automated luxury gay space communism

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Looks up the best breakfast to see if the meme got it right

Oh HELL no! I'd rather never eat ANY form of breakfast again than devolve back to Christianity! πŸ˜„

[-] CheezyWeezle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ok wtf this is literally spot on, my work supplies breakfast and it's always different but my two staples are a monster (usually the zero ultra, too...) and stepping outside to hit my vape...

[-] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

Coke fiend

That explains a lot.

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

As an anarchist I feel called out

[-] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Ah, Green Party voter.

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