In a surprise announcement the German airline Air Lingus announced they are merging with Connie Kalitta's freight line Kalitta Air.
The new passenger/ freight line's new name is:
Connie Lingus
The new airline's tag line? "We go out of our way to lick the competition."
As usual I refer to KTVU out of San Fran for the best ones:
Wong Wei
I found this place on vacation.
Hahaha that's perfect!
Slartibartfast
Arthur Dent!? THE Arthur Dent!?
"Late?"
"Yes, late, as in the late Dentarthurdent."
Hugh Mungus
Mulva
Nice to meet you, I'm George.
...welp, I gave it a shot.
DOLORES!
Fellatia
Richard Head
Now find a good nickname for “Richard”
I knew a Richard Odar. Pronounced odor
Incontinentia Buttocks.
She has a husband, you know...
Hugh Jass.
Not my idea tho. I saw that name on the credits of a video game. Never found out if it was a joke or truly the name of some unfortunate soul.
There was a Hugh Jass Burgers in Lexington Kentucky.
I knew somebody who used the more British version in a game - Hugh Jarse
Fokje Modder
Which is a perfectly fine Dutch name, but it's pronounced like 'Fuck your mother'
Dick Turner
Dickinson
Richard Trickle
In high school one of my classmates was named Benjamin Dover.
Also had a classmate named Ma Deek.
5 minutes in a popular VRChat public server and you'll get all the names you will ever need
Paging Dr. SatansMaggotyCumFart...
Janny Poepjes, she died this year at 88. There are still over 200 people in the Netherlands with a little poop in their surname.
Jenny Talia.
Mike Hunt.
I went to school wit a girl named Carrie Hunt
Mike Litoris
Harry Balzac
Asanti Tea Drinker
My first email handle was poodlecruncher. It was referring to the harmonics shrieks my guitar made when I lightly touched the fret, and had the amp turned up. Got a few strange looks with that one.
Dont even have to come up with one. Have a friend named Eric Schin
Phil McRevis
Vaginia.
I don't have to make anything up. Two people I met in real life:
Pussy Bear
&
Dieter Wank
Janus Hugh
Hugh Jorgens
Hugh G. Rection
Harry Ballsagna (rhymes with lasagna)
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