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He also picks fights with neighbour cats and dogs and loses every time, costing me a fortune in vet bills. I love him.

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[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 146 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Stop letting your cat outside.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Some cats are escape artists- my timeshare cat is a verified cat burglar.

(He’d steal carrots of all things.)

They weren’t letting him out intentionally. Took a long while to seal up all the ways he found to get out.

But yes, it’s a dangerous world for cats. It’s not safe for them, and it’s not safe for critters they go all murder hobo on.

[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One of our cats kept getting out of our old house - took us a couple of weeks to work out that she'd found an access hatch into the subfloor that we didn't know about in the back of a cupboard and worked out how to lift it up

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Sykes was apparently getting out through a an attic hatch and an airvent in the roof, then it was down the outside of a gutter and the pillar it ran along (the slate/flatrock stuff that's meant to be uneven?)

he got stuck in my greenhouse when I replaced the paddle latch that he was batting open to walk out with a sliding bolt latch that he couldn't get open. Anyhow... poor guy was scared shitless and angry at the same time, by the time I found him. Putting out a box for him worked enough to get him down and home, at least.

There was also the window screen, the occasional door getting left open, the basement thingy. probably a dozen different ways that his family still hasn't found.

I get to watch him now, when they go on vacation (hence calling him my timeshare cat. I'm not at a place to have my own full time, but I can do a week or so on occasion.)

[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 138 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If your cat is attacking neighbor animals you should not let it outside anymore. Culling wildlife is problematic but "their nature". But a pet that actively attacks other people's pets is just a menace and will only end in heartache and legal issues.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago

It's "their nature" but they are not part of nature (unless you live in like Turkey or something where they're from).

[–] SoJB@lemmy.ml 41 points 10 months ago (3 children)

So if I run your cat over in the street, you would have no problem with it? Because you sure seem okay with letting your captive predator out to do the same to your entire neighborhood.

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I like to hear the howl of the coyotes and the hoot of the great horned owl nearby at night. We have no issues with cats roaming the neighborhood.

[–] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Cats being predators are meant to kill things. If this causes a problem in your area, it's a sign cats weren't meant to be in that area and you should probably stop buying them and domesticate some native wildlife instead.

[–] H4mi@lemm.ee -5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He has a cat door, he comes and goes as he wants. If you run him over, he’s run over. That’s the reality of outdoor cats.

He never killed any of the animals he brought inside. If he suddenly starts killing stuff, I’ll probably reconsider.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You don't know what they have or haven't killed.

[–] Veneroso@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

But what if his cat runs Arch Linux btw?

[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Maybe he wants a friend not food.

[–] nullboi@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

This is such an image.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago

He's just bringing you toys to practice your hunting skills!

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Let that poor mouse go. He has stories to tell his friends.

[–] H4mi@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

He was in the bowl for less than a minute, then let out in the garden while the cat was locked inside for a while.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Our cat brought a live bat into the house once and then just let it go. The dogs were all over it, but thankfully didn't kill or injure it. I let it crawl along the wall to the front door, then it climbed up the screen door. I opened the screen and closed the front door. We checked back a half hour later and it was gone, so I guess it was okay, and flew away. That was a crazy experience.

[–] shotgun_crab@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

You're absolutely right.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Tom and Jerry

[–] redline23@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

To the mouse: "We have ways of making you talk."

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Officer Cat is about to start interrogating that mouse.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 10 months ago

He just wanted to give you a present.

Damn human didn't eat the mouse I worked to catch a-gain.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 10 months ago

They friends not food

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Cat: "What are you doing with the food?"

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I had a huge chonker of a cat that once brought a whole-ass jackrabbit in the house. The rabbit was almost bigger than my cat!

[–] Cuttlefish1111@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The clip out of the top of the ear is done by animal control upon request after being neutered.

[–] H4mi@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah, no. That’s not a thing where I live. It happened 5 years after he was neutered and came with other scratches and bite marks as well.