Senior developer wanted to learn all of the cool security front-end features, so they took that project.

Database modernization and security was put on the backlog, and given to an intern as a welcome to the team project.

social security number

"security? what's security?!"

At least it isn't writable... yet.

Now days people want transparency of what is done with their data, I mean if that isn't transparency I don't know what is.