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[-] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago

Guys Kamala is 60 and a career politician. I don't think this is a given.

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

She was also a lawyer early on in her career. I'm sure as an office gopher she handle plenty a PDF, printing, copying faxing and DOCX.

[-] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

How old are you?

Kamala Harris was already middle aged when the DOCX standard was released or the workflow of converting a word to pdf became common. All of that stuff really didn't hit mainstream until the Obama administration. It would have probably even been longer for a legal office to adopt it.

I think it's safe to say she knows how to use Microsoft Word (or something like Lotus Notes), print a document, and even scan something to a pdf. I bet you could also teach her how to use ether "print to PDF" function fairly quickly. However if you just plop her in front of a computer and tell her to go at it I think the most likely result is Kamala swearing at the ribbon interface..

[-] escapesamsara 2 points 1 day ago

Early on in her career was before pdfs were a thing.

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 42 points 2 days ago

My HR manager is also 60 and routinely publishes the company newsletter as a .docx.

Nothing is a given in this life.

[-] greenskye@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

Also the new intern might not be able to do this either. There's a surprisingly narrow age range where this skill set is expected

[-] BallsandBayonets 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah but the career politician part means that she hasn't had a job since McDonald's that didn't come with at least half a dozen underpaid assistants, so it's a fair assumption.

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[-] pyrflie@lemm.ee 37 points 2 days ago

Man, I never expected the Onion to be optimistic.

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago

But she is so young. If you consider 60 to be young

[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago

We're fast approaching that golden age where every president comes standard with PDF creation skills.

[-] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

A generation or two ahead and it'll be hard for presidents to operate the holographic interface/brain interface and find typical functions.

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago

Not with their average ages creeping up. It’s the same generation of of people over and over.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 17 points 2 days ago

I dunno, mobile devices aren't "computers", and Gen-X gets ignored so hard it'll likely be skipped right over, and we'll jump immediately into Idiocracy (it's what plants crave).

Although I bet Pete Buttigieg knows how:-).

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Harris' birthdate is October 20th 1964, she's pretty much Gen X, having had to deal with the 80s crap as a teenager/young adult, hell, 1965 is the first year for Gen X

[-] dendrichor@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Douglas Copeland originally defined Gen X as starting ~1960. That tracks with Gen Jones - 1960-1964 - a boomer subset that had a very different experience from that of classic boomers. I have seen Obama described as a Gen X-er and he's older than I am.

[-] Wiz@midwest.social 5 points 2 days ago

Usually the cusp of Gen-X is 1965, so even she is Boomer/Gen-X

[-] blibla@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago

they gotta dtop being 80 for that tho otherwise it'll take another 20 years or so

[-] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 17 points 2 days ago

But will she enable the option to create bookmarks from word headings? Surely no one ready for that.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Would definitely make a refreshing change

[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

Obama, Carter, and (somehow) Teddy Roosevelt

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 days ago

Roosevelt didn't convert word documents to PDF. He edited the PDF directly, with a hex editor.

[-] dch82@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

"Back in my day..."

[-] sfbing@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

To be fair, Teddy only managed to convert to PDF by sheer gumption. No matter how many clippies he faced, he never gave up, never crashed his Word, and always disabled OneDrive before anything else.

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago

For sure Obama could convert a Word doc no problem. Hell, ~~Cheney~~ Bush Jr. probably could've as well.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 27 points 2 days ago

With his youthful, tech-savvy vibe, many assumed that Barack Obama knew this stuff. But when pressed about how to convert file types, he responded, “What do I look like, some kinda fuckin’ nerd?” His honesty was refreshing. After all, converting a file shouldn’t be the president’s job. That is what interns are for. (Recent surveys show 90% of interns’ work hours are spent combining, condensing, and converting documents in a way that doesn’t crash the aging government servers.)

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[-] Lizardking27@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm pretty sure you can just select pdf when saving the file in word.

Edit: lol wasn't really commenting on the politics of this post, just being pedantic about word processing software. Please don't read any political meaning into my statement lmao.

[-] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago

And reminder: "save as PDF" is better for accessibility because it keeps tags and structural metadata. "Print as PDF" strips that and makes accessibility nerds sad. (This comment brought to you by me, a librarian/webadmin armpit-deep in updating several sites to meet the new ruling on digital accessibility for government websites in the US)

[-] egrets@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

One candidate is 78 years old, types in all-caps, and forgets what he was saying halfway through a sentence. For my money, I think it's a fair bet that the difference between a PDF and a native MS Word file eludes them.

On second thoughts...Come to think of it, a regular client of Epstein's teenage human trafficking ring probably know more about 'PDF files' (ahem) than most of us.

[-] dwemthy@lemdro.id 10 points 2 days ago

Right, but keep in mind how low the bar is for politicians. They have people for this.

Are we sure this isn't the first presidential election where a candidate even knows what a pdf is?

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[-] knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

Give me somebody who uses markdown with pandoc and I'll be impressed.

[-] vividspecter@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago
[-] Dempf@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I think you're looking for Emerald McS. et all, PhD.

[-] leadore@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Or writes it directly in LaTeX.

[-] vividspecter@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Or they manually create their own typography engine using ed, the standard editor.

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[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 11 points 2 days ago

Next up: tables of data in CSV, then XML, and finally JSON formats, oh the humanity!

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[-] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't think they even know how to use Word

[-] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

It's like the principal in my school hitting return many times to get to the next page.

I did an office IT course which was next level: making sections which enable you to change every bit of the page format without altering other sections.

At the time it didn't seem to matter but that course was instrumental in saving so much time and hassle.

[-] atheridis@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Okay, but is America ready for a president who is a PDF file?

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