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[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 108 points 3 weeks ago
[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 27 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck I can hear her say it too

[-] Spider2013@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

The spork effect

[-] apex32@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

For those who don't know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.

[-] 58008@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago

You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice 'spooking'.

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

That's a foforkrk.

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

AAAAAAAA!!!

[-] camr_on@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

This is what they mean when they say it's "spooky season"

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago

Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.

[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago

Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn't have those slots?

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

I think you're looking for some hoes to fork,

[-] IronKrill@lemmy.ca 30 points 3 weeks ago

This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.

[-] vithigar@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 weeks ago

YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like "this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)" that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

invariably ~~someone~~

a robotic voice

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

The fedora of kitchenware!

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[-] lustyargonian@lemm.ee 14 points 3 weeks ago

Chopsticks don't have any slots, why can't I have soup with those then?

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[-] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago
[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

You calling me a forking slot?

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[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago
[-] badbytes@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.

[-] SuperApples@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for "Look around you". It's around on YouTube so go take a look!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

I used to fall asleep to that when it was airing on Adult Swim lol

[-] OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago
[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don't know anything, do you?

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[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

There's literally soup on the fork where the slots aren't, it's just inefficient.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yet I still eat soup with a fork when I can. I eat the contents, then drink the broth from the bowl. I'm a tad in the wackadoo side maybe

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Good way to eat noodles imo.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Not with that attitude you can't

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

You don't need a spoon. It's in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It's not rocket science.

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[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Casual players shouldn't do fork builds.

[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

So now I'm gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!

Unless you use a Vichyssoise fork. It's all in the wrist.

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[-] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that's beyond common everyday knowledge and also correct.

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[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

We doing cutlery now?

Alright. I've seen stranger stuff on Lemmy.

Proceed.

[-] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.

[-] sunbytes@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I won't understand until I hear piratesoftware explain it.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

While drawing diagrams that don't actually help anything but keep your attention like a cat watching a laser-pointer?

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

Why is he touching it though.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Where were you all the times I couldn’t eat soup?!

[-] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ysgramor can pick up soup with a fork

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

I knew it! It's a scam and always has been! Nobody wanted to believe me but now I have prove

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Huh. That's why it is never working for me.

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

User error. Just use colder soup.

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