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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 137 points 1 month ago
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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 98 points 1 month ago

"Good for you, but what does that have to do with the job?"

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[-] pocopene@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago

Respond super excited, like when you meet someone who shares the same niche hobby than you: "I like girls too! So tell me, what have you found to be the best technic to eat pussy?"

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 month ago

A thespian you say? Why, I was in a production of Hamlet myself!

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Thespians? Aren't those illegal in 7 states?

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

Omg if they wear the clothes off the opposite gender

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

E tu, brute?

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 51 points 1 month ago
[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 44 points 1 month ago

What prompted that disclosure? Could she smell the horniness emanating from Anon? Did he, as he noticed she was a woman, give off a vibe like a starving cartoon wolf imagining the main character as comprised entirely of sausages?

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 1 month ago

I believe he started vibrating 15,000 Hertz. A totally normal response in the presence of all women, not the sign of a weirdo at all.

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

“I, too, am a connoisseur of fine pussy.”

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 1 month ago

I respond by hoping I'm a girl in this scenario. Anon forgot to specify.

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 33 points 1 month ago

Yeah this didn't happen because there's literally no reason to bring that up. Unless OP was being creepy which is totally possible given the website.

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 31 points 1 month ago

“Hi, Lesbian, I’m anon.”

[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago
[-] StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"me too"

Final answer

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

"Hell yeah I like chicks too!" go for a high five

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In this case its a bit different but what i see is that everything is oversexualized but the effect of that is people are actually more lonely because every social interaction you have with anyone who could be a sexual partner automatically becomes strange.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago

Anon must address her as “Lesbian” for now until eternity, considering that’s all she is.

[-] zloubida@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

And I'm married, so I'm kind of asexual (at work), so we're ought to be friends!

It's probably a way for her not to be flirted with. To protect herself. So I'd say something reassuring like that.

[-] Zementid@feddit.nl 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sorry that you feel obligated to mention this based on your past experiences. I hope our interactions are professional. Please let me know if I step over a line... my jokes are sometimes a little off but never misogynistic maybe a little dark, but I work on it.

With that out of the way ... my Name is Anon, I am happily married. Now.. let's Beginn =]

[-] cpw@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago

So, do you pronounce the full name, "lesbian", or do you shorten it to "les" or something?

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 month ago

Hi Lesbian, I'm Anon.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Well, then I now identify as a woman, girrrrl!"

Oof. That seems inappropriate on so many levels. I think it offends pretty much everyone.

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Shrug is the only correct response at work. Or maybe "that's nice" to be more polite.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Or "noted" or just "ok"

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Is that polite though? I get that it isn't explicitly rude but I pretty much only use that phrase as short hand for "why are you talking about this you fucking weirdo?" I think it's subtly rude at best.

[-] BallsandBayonets 18 points 1 month ago

Most politeness is about rephrasing rudeness in a subtle way. What OP's fictional coworker did in this fictional story is explicitly rude as it assumes the worst from meeting a new person, the most appropriate response would be something that is subtly, but noticeably, rude.

[-] mriormro@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

If a team lead, sight unseen, just tells you their sexual preference without any context or follow-up then yeah that's fucking weird and they're a weirdo.

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

You need to say it slowly. "Okaaaay"

Maximum devastation

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

“Sounds like we have something in common.”

[-] redisdead@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

"I wasn't interested"

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 month ago
[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 14 points 1 month ago

It's time for anon to drop the classic dad joke

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago

This is infinitely funnier if OP is a woman

[-] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago
[-] Mechaguana@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago

What's your best pickup line?

[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

"Well damn! Scissor me timber girl! Let's duck under the table and 69!"

[-] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

"Don't flatter yourself"

[-] Alpha71@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

"Ma'am, this is a Wendy's..."

[-] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 7 points 1 month ago

"Hi Lesbian, I'm Moss"

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Let's compare notes then!

[-] match@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago
[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

"Oh, that makes sense."

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

"Me too, let's make out and adopt a pit bull"

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[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

If this is the US, straight to HR. 🤑

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago

"THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE"

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[-] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago
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