cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13931520
I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate....
If you sleep with your mouth open, statistically this will happen at least once during your life time
If you sleep with your mouth open *underwater, statistically this will happen at least once during your life time
I mean so is a hamburger. No way an octopus survives passing through our stomach.
I assume an octopus would spend less time in your stomach than a hamburger would. Like a few seconds, probably. It would likely be fine just passing through.
You might be right, but I’m pretty sure if it did survive it would be pretty fucked up. Even if it was just a few seconds, that’s like jumping in a pool of hydrochloric acid and then getting out. You would definitely not be comfortable.
A ocky isn't coming out of your gut ocky shaped
Hypothetically, they could exit and re-enter repetitively yes?
Only if the octopus is into butt stuff
That's... Kinda hot.
It won't do well traversing your stomach
Strap some brushes to it and let's go.
Sounds more pleasant than colonoscopy prep, I'll give it that.
It's happened to me before. Fortunately it was a small cooked octopus.
cocked*
It could go the other way too.
I feel... uncomfortable now
I'm going to make it worse: for every person this makes uncomfortable, there is almost certainly another for whom this is an arousing concept.
If I have to suffer with that thought, so do you.
Americans are safe. The edible food product concrete fortress will stop them.
Everything reminds me of Oldboy tonight, I guess.
Human octopi symbiosis.
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