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Octopus (slrpnk.net)

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13931520

I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate....

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[-] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

If you sleep with your mouth open, statistically this will happen at least once during your life time

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If you sleep with your mouth open *underwater, statistically this will happen at least once during your life time

[-] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 13 points 1 month ago

I mean so is a hamburger. No way an octopus survives passing through our stomach.

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I assume an octopus would spend less time in your stomach than a hamburger would. Like a few seconds, probably. It would likely be fine just passing through.

[-] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago

You might be right, but I’m pretty sure if it did survive it would be pretty fucked up. Even if it was just a few seconds, that’s like jumping in a pool of hydrochloric acid and then getting out. You would definitely not be comfortable.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

A ocky isn't coming out of your gut ocky shaped

[-] Lemmynated@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

Hypothetically, they could exit and re-enter repetitively yes?

[-] Shortstack@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

Only if the octopus is into butt stuff

[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago
[-] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

It won't do well traversing your stomach

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Strap some brushes to it and let's go.

[-] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Sounds more pleasant than colonoscopy prep, I'll give it that.

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

It's happened to me before. Fortunately it was a small cooked octopus.

[-] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It could go the other way too.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I feel... uncomfortable now

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 4 points 1 month ago

I'm going to make it worse: for every person this makes uncomfortable, there is almost certainly another for whom this is an arousing concept.

If I have to suffer with that thought, so do you.

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Americans are safe. The edible food product concrete fortress will stop them.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

Everything reminds me of Oldboy tonight, I guess.

[-] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Human octopi symbiosis.

this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2024
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