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[-] blackluster117@possumpat.io 133 points 1 month ago

Bruh, start charging at a booth and never have to serve food again.

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 101 points 1 month ago

He'd only be able to charge a handful of people, before everyone is sharing it for free.

When I tried Skyrim Online, vampires would charge extortionate amounts to share it. Furrys would happily let you join the pack for free.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 54 points 1 month ago

You wouldn't download a werewolf bite

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

i got my bite for free, and then gave out bites for free as well. Vampire solidarity! (that was during the days when you could see "50k vampire bite" in the chat)

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 month ago

Maybe there is a limitation of purity. Like the ones that got it from "infection" instead of genetics are not pure, so they cant infect more themselves.

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

That would mean that all werewolves would eventually become extinct as they could not reproduce. Their lineage would be in constant decline.

Now, if you instead make it that only OLD werewolves can infect others you can have the same limit on sales with a reasonable excuse as to why they don't overrun the world from exponential growth. Something like it takes years of transformations before the infection can change their genetics enough to be passed along through a bite.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

Uuuh no. They would just have to fuck one of their own kind to reproduce. Thats what i mean by getting it from genetics. The other commenter hit the nail on the head calling it werewolve eugenics. But yeah, being able to bit people to infect them sounds much more fun.

[-] match@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago

no they would go extinct because they'd all be too busy fucking me

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

Checkmate. Monster fucker wins by default as always.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

Mmm, yes. Werewolf eugenics

[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

skyrim online?!?
you mean eso or did i miss something?

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Skyrim multiplayer mod, theres also a multiplayer mod for Morrowind but that one is completely unhinged given morrowinds playerbase.

[-] HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

im not sure if there are servers that support large enough playerbases for vampires and werewolves to split into factions in any mod for skyrim or morrowind, let alone mods that support that many players at once considering there's so much stuff that needs replicating to server and clients.

they're probably talking about eso.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

It doesnt sound like factionalism, it sounds like certain players offering a service for expediency. Also I only noted Morrowind as having a multiplayer mod as well. Hows bout ya look up some youtube videos on it so you can stop pretending that ya have any idea you are talking about.

[-] HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

pfft lmao okay nerd

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'd imagine it's be unhinged based on Morrowind's mechanics alone. Some guy zooms up to you, hits you with his fists until you have no stamina, then you lie on the floor while he zooms away.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

More or less, ya also have folks just seeing how much they can break the game together.

[-] HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

both vamp bites and werewolf bites are free now in eso, even in zone chat. i remember when people used to charge for it in zone chat but the supply is so high that it was easy to ask a friend or guildie to give you a free one.

[-] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

Legit. Start at 50k a pop first come first serve. There's plenty of monied people who would run to get the cash.

[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 month ago

OwO is that a potential werewolf bf I see?

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 16 points 1 month ago

first, pet the werewolf bf

then, kiss the werewolf bf

then

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago
[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago

why not 🥺

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago

AND THEN I MAKE SWEET LOVE WITH THE WEREWOLF BF

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Don't make me tap the sign.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago

The sign can't stop me because I can't read OwO

[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago
[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

I think you'd need to sell the werewolf bf to make a profit, and that'd be illegal, I'm afraid (unless hugs and cuddles count as profit :3)

[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

I think a hug and cuddle booth would work :3

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

Can I invest in this enterprise?

And be your first customer? :3

[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

We can split profits 50/50 as you had the business idea. Now the tricky question is how do we expand this operation to a worldwide scale.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

We could do a "refer a friend" kind of thing. Maybe the werewolf bf knows somewolf who'd be interested in a job like this, and then it snowballs from there.

[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Great idea! We could also make a viral marketing video for the cuddle booth with huge explosions and awesome vfx :3

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Oh my god it's perfect! I'm not going to sleep at night because I'll be thinking of this ad :3 Thanks for making my day!

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

I'm glad you like it <3

[-] Wilzax@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Wholesome and distressing at the same time

[-] nul9o9@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

This got a giggle out of me lol.

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 30 points 1 month ago

Probably because the typical werewolf is a cursed abomination that knows only the thirst for murder.

He seems nice enough though

[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

they work as a waiter they have mastered the art of keeping their bloodlust down

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

They'll attract attention and compete for prey.

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

There's no shortage of furrys who want to be prey.

[-] SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago
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