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[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 71 points 1 month ago

Trump is old, morbidly obese, and senile. He’s also been convicted of 34 felonies. He belongs in a prison infirmary, not on the campaign trail.

[-] zephorah@lemm.ee 29 points 1 month ago

Fun fact. Thanksgiving and Christmas are the heart attack spike times. Unhealthy people eat too much and while overstuffed with all that food are more likely to write off signs and symptoms as indigestion and holiday stress.

Someone made the comment that Vance is 1 cheeseburger away from the presidency if they win. More like one holiday meal away.

Meanwhile, Kamala is 20 yrs younger and fit.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Does McDonald’s have a holiday meal?

Because I’d guess his odds are about as good as any other time of year.

[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I wish. Wawa has a mean sub called the gobbler that has turkey, dressing, and cranberry sauce.

[-] PlantJam@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

They sometimes have colored milkshakes, I think that counts?

[-] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

He belongs in a prison ~~infirmary~~ graveyard, not on the campaign trail.

[-] FunderPants@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 month ago

10 years later and Hillary is still alive, that secret Parkinson's, or whatever, seems to have been cured. A miracle.

[-] vegeta@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

All that Pizza and Adrenochrome works wonders for the skin

/s

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

The 5g from the covid vaccines has healing properties, if you pay the subscription fees to Bill Gates

[-] vegeta@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

SHAMEFUL! The Radical Democrat so called doctor, paid by Comrade Kamala Harris, is lying to the American People, and trying to hide the fact that she is MENTALLY DISABLED. The Lunatic Liberals are also trying to illegally hide, just like the FAKE NEWS MEDIA did for years, that SLEEPY JOE BIDEN, who many people say is THE WORT PRESDENT IN HISTORY is UNABLE TO RUN THE COUNTRY.

-@RealDonaldTrump

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 16 points 1 month ago

We're so far beyond satire at this point, I have absolutely no idea if that's real or a joke lol

[-] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I know, right??

[-] FunderPants@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

Is that real. I believe it is, but still.

[-] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

If it's fake, they nailed it. I fucking hate how he chooses to capitalize shit.

[-] FunderPants@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's fake, satire, whatever. I can't find it. Does Trump capitalize like that? I thought he was more of an all caps guy.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Can’t tell if this is a joke or not.

[-] coyootje@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

My favorite part is PRESDENT, can't even write his own past job right.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 month ago

He's five minutes away from a stroke or heart attack.

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

When he dies we have to thank McDonald's

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I’d vote for a dead D over a live R.

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When Biden was in the race someone posted their rank order for who should be president:

Living Biden>Biden Corpse>Trump Corpse>Living Trump

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'd vote for roadkill over a live or dead R

[-] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

She should film herself taking a cognitive test, since that’s something Trump likes to boast about.

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Meanwhile, I wonder if donnie found a doctor that said he grew another inch (in height) and lost several pounds since last time...

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Nice thought, but it won't matter. Trump will just have Ronnie Jackson say he's never seen a man as healthy as Trump in all his years, and that Trump will likely live to be 250 years old, and even then he'll only die because he'll realize he's solved all of the world's problems and there's nothing left to live for.

(There are too many "ands" in that sentence, but I can't be bothered to fix it)

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

This is a dude who thinks he can get a national broadcast network taken off the air for simply asking the FCC. Someone in his campaign is going to say something that questions the validity of this doctor and call for petitions to get their medical license revoked. I appreciate they are making an effort to appeal to the uncommitted voter, but sadly Trump is surrounded by people who understand what will make his base angry.

[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

What is this? Are you telling me she’s not the fittest president ever? I mean, I also heard that no one has done more for republicans in than Harris. She doesn’t even drink covfefe! She drinks tae!

[-] BallsandBayonets 0 points 1 month ago

No one with at least one functioning sense would dispute this. Why is this their campaign strategy? If they're trying to win over Republican voters, the Dems need to amp up their bigotry to 2000% (please don't). There are no uncommitted voters, only those choosing to sit out. And they're not sitting out because they're unsure which of the two evils is greater.

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl -1 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure Trump's doctor said he was in excellent health. And Stalin's doctor said he was in excellent health. What's your point?

[-] MediaBiasFactChecker@lemmy.world -4 points 1 month ago

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