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[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

Don't buy a ring for engagement unless you know for sure that they a) want an engagement ring, and b) are 100% gonna say yes.

Marriage shouldn't be a surprise.

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

Me and my my girlfriend are of the mind where (once our relationship is that far) there’s gonna be a long talk about marriage, like if we’re ready, what changes are being made once that happens, a lot of discussion. We also agree once that discussion has been settled there can still be the romantic gesture of popping the question

I just never understood how people are able to go

“I’m putting you on the spot would you make a life changing decision that will alter both our lives or will you break my heart, go ahead infront of all these people”

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

No mustard/sauerkraut or chili/cheese, I can see why.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Was gonna say, plain hotdog even for a proposal?

Does this guy even have the concept of what a bad hotdog might be?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

He likes the pure taste of juicy meat tubes.

[-] proper@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

dodged a bullet, King

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

You proposed with a broken weiner without enough girth to fill the hole?

this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2024
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