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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

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(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)

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[-] dgerard@awful.systems 7 points 7 hours ago

pivot to ai now has working dark mode! all praise to the illustrious @fasterandworse@awful.systems

i still hate dark mode, but others fucking love it so

[-] ShakingMyHead@awful.systems 7 points 7 hours ago

Awful.systems defaults to dark mode.

[-] self@awful.systems 7 points 7 hours ago

like a good developer, I made my personal preference the default (and I think when we started there were major issues with switching themes?)

[-] dgerard@awful.systems 6 points 7 hours ago

booooo should be my personal preference (light)

[-] self@awful.systems 8 points 7 hours ago

brb banning David from the awful.systems plugin repo, modifying the login page so everyone has to swear they don’t know him, and launching a lawsuit for (throws a dart at a dartboard) uhh shoplifting, he shoplifted my website

[-] self@awful.systems 7 points 7 hours ago

YOU ~wouldn’t~

shoplift a ~WEBSITE~

[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 1 points 1 hour ago

and now that damn jingle is playing in my head at early o’ clock

awful.systems: where the abyss delivers, always

Common mistake, but David is from the UK. He was actually just looking online for ways to improve wheelchair accessibility in a multistory house. On a lift-shopping website.

[-] dgerard@awful.systems 6 points 6 hours ago

imma fuckin do it again

[-] ShakingMyHead@awful.systems 5 points 7 hours ago

The only reason I use dark mode is because my phone is OLED so it uses less power. Otherwise I go for light.

[-] dgerard@awful.systems 4 points 8 hours ago

our good buddy Jordan Lasker aka Cremieux aka TP0 gives a talk to Stanford libertarians

i haven't watched this but i am confident it is the most cursed fuckin thing

one hour thirty frickin eight

[-] Soyweiser@awful.systems 7 points 6 hours ago
[-] dgerard@awful.systems 5 points 6 hours ago

yep, i'm in touch with college hill, she's aware of our esteemed site too

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 12 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Over on /r/politics, there are several users clamoring for someone to feed the 1900 page independent counsel report into an LLM, which is an interesting instance of second-order laziness.

They also seem convinced that NotebookLLM is incapable of confabulation which is hilarious and sad. Could it be sneaky advertising?

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 10 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Bob Dylan has responded to a Bitcoin Groyper account

[-] nightsky@awful.systems 12 points 21 hours ago
[-] self@awful.systems 6 points 9 hours ago

That’s amazing, I wish I had that kind of discipline to learn!

I can’t decide what’s worse: the fucking insulting tone that sounds like I’m about to get a pamphlet about Joseph Smith or GameStop or some shit, or that the suggestions just make up opinions you don’t have and events that didn’t happen

[-] mii@awful.systems 12 points 18 hours ago

Day 2686 of wondering how much Google can keep enshittifying everything it touches before people catch on.

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 8 points 15 hours ago

I know you probably had no intention behind the number, but I just had to check. 2686 days ago was 12 June 2017. Pretty sure we’ve known about how google fumbles shit from way before then!

[-] mii@awful.systems 10 points 14 hours ago

That was the day when the transformer paper was released that kicked off this whole LLM shitshow. So my intention was just a little nod towards that. ;)

But yeah, the real number is probably quite a bit larger than that.

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 7 points 14 hours ago

I see. Please forgive this philistine!

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 8 points 14 hours ago

somone could make a command-line utility like sdate, but for blarney engines!

what would be a good name for it, do you reckon? The first thing to pop into my head was shitdate but that's too close to the original and distro maintainers might get prissy about packages with swears in them

[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 14 hours ago
[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 6 points 13 hours ago

ASTx, autoplag standard time, but with tzdb entries localized as relative to each seminal paper/work

for geolocale, I suggest coordinates such as null island, and wraparound/bounding-box corners (per multiple mainstream map projection)

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 2 points 3 hours ago

this is a masterpiece

[-] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 9 points 19 hours ago

But users like engagement! Which means seeing that the person wrote a thing and not reading the thing and making a human connection with someone who is, y'know, engaged in conversation.

I know chatbots don't track meaning, but I'm pretty sure words still mean things.

[-] Soyweiser@awful.systems 10 points 20 hours ago

That will certainly improve the mh of yters who already feel they are under extreme pressure.

[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 12 points 22 hours ago

sammy boi is giving up on the pretense that any of this was about enriching lives, and is now only focusing on the eyegrab (archive)

anyone wanna take bets on how much pearlclutching surprisedpikachu we'll see

[-] ShakingMyHead@awful.systems 7 points 12 hours ago

Create the problem and sell the solution.

Did Sam anticipate the easily foreseeable avalanche of AI slop, decide that proof of humanity was a worthwhile investment, and only then notice that all the suggested search completions for "proof of" were crypto?

[-] gerikson@awful.systems 7 points 14 hours ago

Kinda surprised World(Coin) was still ongoing, thought saltman would have quietly buried the project now he's busy shilling ChatGPT

[-] istewart@awful.systems 3 points 9 hours ago

The 0.000001% chance that this thing morphs into the new global reserve currency is enough for a proper rationalist to keep it trundling along, don't you think?

Also don't underestimate the value of having someplace to park useful cronies you don't currently have any other job for

[-] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 9 points 16 hours ago

anyone wanna take bets on how much pearlclutching surprisedpikachu we’ll see

I suspect we'll see a fair amount. Giving some specifics:

  1. I suspect we'll see Sammy accused of endangering all of humanity for a quick buck - taking Altman at his word, OpenAI is attempting to create something which they themselves believe could wipe out humanity if they screw things up.

  2. I expect calls to regulate the AI industry will louden in response to this - what Sammy's doing here is giving the true believers more ammo to argue Silicon Valley's may potentially trigger the robot apocalypse that Silicon Valley themselves have claimed AI is capable of unleashing.

[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 15 hours ago

perhaps saltman will have enough audacity to promote this as a way to ensure that some account is owned by a human, after flooding every corner of internet with ai slop and fake accounts

[-] self@awful.systems 4 points 9 hours ago

that’s almost certainly the plan — I remember there was some horrific “proof of humanity” shit tied in with this, supposedly so that you could tell if you’re interacting with a human rather than a chatbot. there’s so many problems with that technically of course, not least of which is the chatbot guy also owning the proof of not-bot, but there’s deeper horrifying implications: this is the technology conservatives have been begging for to block access to “adult sites” (see: LGBTQ+ spaces and associates) and “protect voting” (see: purge voter registries). that the technology is fucking stupid and doesn’t work doesn’t matter to them — as always with technofascism, that’s a feature.

[-] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 10 points 1 day ago
[-] self@awful.systems 11 points 1 day ago

here’s the latest on the wordpress situation thanks to 404media:

New alignment offer: I guess some people were sad they missed the last window. Some have been leaking to the press and ex-employees. That's water under the bridge. Maybe the last offer needed to be higher. People have said they want a new window, so this is my attempt. Here's a new one: You have until 00:00 UTC Oct 17 (-4 hours) to DM me the words, ‘I resign and would like to take the 9-month buy-out offer’ You don't have to say any reason, or anything else. I will reply ‘Thank you.’ Automattic will accept your resignation, you can keep you [sic] office stuff and work laptop; you will lose access to Automattic and Wong (no slack, user accounts, etc). HR will be in touch to wrap up details in the coming days, including your 9 months of compensation, they have a lot on their plates right now. You have my word this deal will be honored. We will try to keep this quiet, so it won't be used against us, but I still wanted to give Automatticians another window.

there’s a (mid) joke here about how a boy who’s obsessed with photography really should understand more about optics

and who wouldn’t trust their livelihood in a difficult job market to a promise from a very stable genius like matt, who will destroy you financially if he thinks you talked to the press:

After an exodus of employees at Automattic who disagreed with CEO Matt Mullenweg’s recently divisive legal battle with WP Engine, he’s upped the ante with another buyout offer—and a threat that employees speaking to the press should “exit gracefully, or be fired tomorrow with no severance.”

[-] blakestacey@awful.systems 12 points 1 day ago

alignment offer

That's sure a choice of words, ain't it

[-] istewart@awful.systems 9 points 1 day ago

this guy's information diet is 90% recycled memes by volume, isn't it

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