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[-] BurningRiver@beehaw.org 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

the bowel is wider than your asshole

imagining a nurse using the word “asshole” to explain it to a regular person is just hilarious to me.

[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago

Somebody should write a small book about this. You could put it in the bathroom and read it while taking a shit.

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 126 points 5 hours ago

This is what we're training LLMs on.

[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 3 points 33 minutes ago

Thank god for that.

Imagine if LLM were made in Oxford in the 1950's.

It be trained on the fucking Iliad and Shakespeare.

[-] yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 2 points 26 minutes ago

Thankfully it's being trained on some real intellectual discourse like your rectum getting stretched out by rock hard shit instead of that garbage

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 3 hours ago

"AI," what should I do about being constipated?

Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

That is called impaction removal, and I have done that to people for fun and profit.

[-] ddplf@szmer.info 15 points 4 hours ago

Hey Alexa, please examine my rectum

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[-] VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 9 points 4 hours ago

We have finally found The Forbidden Knowledge

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 51 points 6 hours ago

This lady claims to be an expert but doesn’t even mention the poop knife?!

[-] FearfulSalad@ttrpg.network 46 points 6 hours ago

The poop knife is irrelevant until and unless one plans to flush, which this question did not ask.

Also, why do you assume the nurse is a lady?

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 6 points 43 minutes ago

"gaping rectum" is distinctly ladylike, no?

[-] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Why is every comment after this removed?

[-] FearfulSalad@ttrpg.network 16 points 2 hours ago

I think it turned into some amount of shit slinging that stopped being relevant to the shit at hand. I'm guessing mods decided to close that sphincter before the verbal diarrhea overflowed the rim of the post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 2 points 37 minutes ago

I edged to this

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

Poop canon confirmed.

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[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 113 points 8 hours ago

Reddit certainly did have it's moments, didn't it?

[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 1 points 28 minutes ago

The Kevin history was wild

[-] itsnotits@lemmy.world 24 points 5 hours ago
[-] Wiz@midwest.social 9 points 2 hours ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 2 hours ago

Reddit was better when the community did actually enforce basic grammar.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago
[-] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 5 points 34 minutes ago

I will arrest you

[-] Azuth@lemmy.today 47 points 6 hours ago

I'll always remember the kid who broke both his arms and his helpful mom.

[-] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 1 points 58 minutes ago

Or the cunnilingus jolly rancher

[-] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 3 points 2 hours ago

Impressive that he still managed to break his mom with two broken arms.

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 28 points 6 hours ago

Was that because of the same reminders over and over, every other thread?

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 3 points 3 hours ago

Between that and Colby, you have the full spectrum of Reddit sexual encounters.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I prefer putting whores before descartes.

[-] li10@feddit.uk 65 points 7 hours ago

I don’t know about anyone else, but I’ve had moments of pure despair as I feel like one’s gonna tear me in half.

A real porcelain shatterer.

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