Then Germany wakes up in an alleyway where they find out they were blamed for the whole thing and that all their money, property have been taken while they were down. Germany takes a few months of recovery and starts getting things together to get some revenge. Germany runs into a guy from Bavaria that talks a good talk.

They go down to the local Spanish bar to try out some new metal folding chairs they just got sold by an American company, just to see how well they could work in a full on bar fight.

Fun, but there should also be a few lines about Austria trying to punch Serbia and failing, Romania trying to punch Austria and failing, and Britain super promising the Arabs their freedom if they would just punch Turkey.

To be fair, Serbia came up to Austria and knocked Austria's pint on purpose.

"There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it"

Funniest and most accurate line in the whole thing

Also, not our fault we Americans thought of bringing a barstool instead of our damn bare hands 😎

Canadians just sitting there politely, finishing off their 7th pint, are pulled into the brawl. They are tethered at the wrists to the British.

Having never thrown a punch before, they arrange themselves in an unusual formation and fight in as unpredictable a style as any drunkard.

They are injured and maimed. Wounds that would give them special privileges from their mother.

They mercilessly swing from all directions, knocking Germany out of France's personal space, and sending their twirly moustaches in a tizzy.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_in_World_War_I

Shouldn't Austria be two dudes, with tumors?

Nah, if WWI was like a bar fight, it'd be like a scene where the criminal gangs taking over a city all get together, but everybody's armed and every gang has a couple people just looking for a fight.