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submitted 7 hours ago by MicroWave@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world

Donald Trump ran nearly three hours late to a rally in Michigan on Friday, causing thousands of his supporters to leave while others huddled in cold weather to await the former president at an outdoor rally in the battleground state.

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[-] nepenthes@lemmy.world 50 points 5 hours ago

Oh yay, I get to post the new image I found the other day!

Image: Cartoon woman smiling, wearing headphones. Labelled "YOU".

Man smiling, bent over in background with tube up butthole that leads to headphones. Labeled: The Joe Rogan Experience.

[-] Benjaben@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

Look, the image is fine. The transcription you provided, on the other hand? Just way better.

[-] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I mean, who else is gonna suck his dick in this weather ?

[-] Myxomatosis@lemmy.world 57 points 6 hours ago

Trump, Joe Rogan and waiting in cold for hours. That’s too much stupidity in one headline.

[-] Letme@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Suckers, all around

[-] Today@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

Feels like it should be the setup for a joke.

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 16 points 5 hours ago

Tries to look tough.

Just looks like a well marbled fatty with a neck vag.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

My cat has a neck wound that is leaking puss which looks and probably smells better than Trumps neck vag.

Also the cat is fine, just got a small scrape that got infected and needed to be drained and flushed.

[-] Zementid@feddit.nl 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Wait, that's an Episode I would like to see. A conspiracy crackhead on steroids with millions of followers interviewing a senile narcissistic criminal running for President.

This is history in the making. A document for the socio-political culture of the USA in the year 2024.

[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago
[-] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 5 hours ago

Bwahahahahahhahaahahhhahahahaaah!

this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2024
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