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[-] voodooattack@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago

He said the photo, which was taken by a member of the cabin crew, was the "best selfie ever".

I’m very confused.

[-] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago

I am myself. Therefore, any photo of mine with me in it is a selfie

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

It's an otherie.

[-] CritFail@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago
[-] joucker29@lemmy.world 79 points 2 days ago

Once in a lifetime experience.

[-] breckenedge@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

Clever way to get a photo of the bomb in the hands of the authorities.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

And the highjacker, in case he parachutes away with a briefcase full of cash.

[-] eatthecake@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago

He was trying to stay cheerful in the face of adversity. Somebody should make this a motivational poster lol

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 59 points 2 days ago

I couldn't choose, so I made 2

[-] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Those are amazing! Lmao

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago

Britain has been without conflict for long enough that their natural response to danger has atrophied. A rare but not unheard of phenomenon that is seen is species such as quokka.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

I mean the dude is there to get something done, not bomb the plane. Otherwise id already be dead. So if he doesnt have any intention yo boow the plane unless things go wrong, why not ask for a selfie?

[-] oneofmany@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Looks absolutely coked out of his mind.

I spend a lot of time around sniff heads and coke and I can’t see how you can tell from a picture. This dude is just smiling.

Now give me a video and I’ll tell you who’s sniffed up.

[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Occasionally, I spend more time around my friends who sniff too much whilst I’m not doing it.

I am in a good place where everything in moderation and no longer feel the need to gorge on things. You appreciate things more if it’s every now and then. Took me a long time to get here mind.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

As a person who’ll do .15g on a heavy night…. Zero chance I’m going to be around friends doin’ it and NOT do it also hahaha

Well, I used to be out until 07:00 with them when we were getting on it. Now I’m home and in bed for 23:00-00:00 as, frankly, you can’t be around sniff heads if you ain’t in on it 😂

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Absolute mood

I’ll only do it from 6PM to 9PM, I want to be able to sleep by 1AM >w<

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 16 points 2 days ago
[-] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Aye i know the young banter. Ehh, you like the playstation, aer tha rap music?

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

Might as well ask, the worst he can do is say no.

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

He got that Quick Release(QR) Stockholm Syndrome.

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