This strikes me as overwhelmingly Boomer because:

a) Boomers DID this shit, and laughed

b) their concern is only on how the child reflects on them

c) when the little girl grows up and rightfully calls out her parents abhorrent behavior, they'll hit her with the ol "that never happened." "I don't remember that."

Yes, I'm aware of the chip on my shoulder. That doesn't make me wrong.

No one will ever find our red-headed girl with a dappling of freckles on her nose and cheeks attractive!

Mom needs to teach her to give good head. That will make her very popular

The Blood Brothers - The Salesman, Denver Max:

“And with a face like that, you're never ever gonna make it big

You'll never find a boyfriend unless you get it adjusted”

This is D.A.R.E. level of parenting
(Also I'm sending this to my gf)

Meirl 😭