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[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 187 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

She IS peasant class. Working for a living is peasant class

[–] interurbain1er@sh.itjust.works 48 points 11 months ago (2 children)

She could be merchant class. Probably is.

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Bought airport food? Didn't have free corporate airline lounge meal as high-margin customer? Peasant.

Not knowing poster, is anyone sure this isn't ironic usage of "peasant" before the pitchforks are distributed?

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

I'm guessing this person isn't a real frequent flyer if shes expecting a chatterbox and has a sandwich with her.

Probably just shock how how much worse planes have gotten.

But who knows

[–] Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 71 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I just got off of a flight, it was about 40 minutes in the air, and there were people who paid to upgrade to 'first class' for a 40 minute flight.

I'd rather be peasant class than so weak that I couldn't stand 40 minutes sitting 6 inches closer to the person next to me.

[–] Iampossiblyatwork@lemmy.world 64 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How do you know they paid? When I was a frequent flier I'd always get upgraded on short flights because... No one paid for first class on those flights but the airline could consume an upgrade.

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[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you have a long layover, flying business or first on any leg gives you (or used to) access to the premium lounge, so sometimes you can recover what you pay for the upgrade, but most of the time they give them to the gold or whatever members who are flying

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They give out money in the lounge?

[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago (5 children)

They give food, beverages and comfortable chairs

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[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you had chronic back pain, you might consider paying for that upgrade. Normal plane seats are painful.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Hell, some airlines have seat pitches so low that I can't even fit in the seat.

[–] Kushan@lemmy.world 55 points 11 months ago (5 children)

.. Am I the only one who doesn't have a problem calling it "peasant class"? It's the kind of slang I'd use and I always fly economy.

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 85 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's our word, she can't use it

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 11 months ago

Exactly haha. A poor person can say it to joke about themselves and their circumstances, a rich person doing so is just in poor taste..

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 54 points 11 months ago

Yeah, but would you post a picture of yourself online saying that, with a fake smile and undertone of smug superiority?

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 33 points 11 months ago

I joke about calling it steerage. Just keep walking back until you hear the Irish fiddles.

[–] ccunix@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago

Personally, I call it cattle class.

[–] interurbain1er@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Imho it's less about calling out the airplane than preemptively shitting on her neighbour. It's the whole "I'm with the plebes so my neighbour will be a pita" that makes her sounds so disdainful.

Also, I call it cattle class when I fly because that's how it makes me feel.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 53 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Peasant class? I like that. Where is my pocket guillotine again?

[–] Bread@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think the thing you are looking for is a cigar cutter. A bit small, but it is great for cutting off another type of head.

[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Rabbi Tuckman?

[–] Manmoth@lemmy.ml 51 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Tbf calling it peasant class is more honest. The new planes economy sections must have been designed by the same people who designed cattle cars.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This is why I hate the Boeing max line. It's not because of the safety things, for those I decide are self-correcting and thus I can wait those out.

No, it's the new layouts they enable and offer that has seats cramped even harder, washrooms without full enclosure - no really, a public restroom divider with a 4-inch gap at the bottom between my farts and the galley - and cheap porous plastic everywhere. The whole thing is a McDonald's lobby you can't escape for ours at a time, nor express the slightest frustration at being in.

If it's Boeing, I'm not going.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Temple Grandin has done a significant amount of work on designing animal handling facilities for minimal stress and ease of flow.

We would be so lucky if she turned her skills towards airlines.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Knowing Boeing, there would be a boltgun waiting for you at the exit.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Yeah but it wouldn't work anyway

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 28 points 11 months ago

If I was next to her and knew about this post, my introverted self would suddenly be the most chatty asshole to ever fly.

[–] vikingtons@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

wait people write shit like this on LinkedIn?

[–] telllos@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There was a post where a kid was shooting a penalty against a professional goal keeper and the goalkeeper was blocking every shot. He was also posturing against the kid.

People were commenting on how great that was to make strong men.

[–] vikingtons@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That's the kind of weird shit I've sorta come to expect from LL but people referring to economy as peasant class is kind of wild even for this kinda community haha

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

What an asshole.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Wouldn't say a word but with a little cheese and time, she'll wish I was speaking with my mouth. Hopefully the collateral damage will understand that they suffer for a noble cause.

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