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Help the poor guy out (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] aviationeast@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 days ago
[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago

nm, what’s a qanda with you

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago

I'm feeling pretty wormdo today

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

sigh

What’s a wormdo

[-] quinceyBones@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

The best it can.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

My updog has wormdos.

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago

I think Q&A

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

fictional country in Africa where Black Panther is from

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

Curse you, I came in here so excited to make this comment

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 10 points 3 days ago
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago

You're thinking of Tom. Mark is nobody's friend.

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

That's not true, my laptop is friends with Mark
Though i think it's because they were manufactured in the same factory, so i guess they're family so that doesn't count

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 7 points 3 days ago

Remember everyone. Family isn't friends.

Blood of the covenant is thicker than the silicone of the chip.

[-] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 days ago

Chosen family > assigned family

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

If Mark were an ice cream flavour he'd be pralines and dick.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

It used to be that, when you created a Facebook account, you’d have the Zuck as your friend by default. So people took to calling him “everyone’s #1 friend” sarcastically because of that.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Hmm, I joined Facebook back in 05 or 06, and I don't remember zuckerfuck being a default friend. I do remember Tom being everyone's first friend on MySpace though. Tom is actually a human being too, unlike the greediest, most morally devoid lizard creature on the planet known as Fuckerberg.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

Am I crossing the wires in my memory? I’m pretty sure that was the case in Facebook. I joined somewhere in 02 or 03, I think. As soon as it was open to my university.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Maybe he was people's default friend back then. I didn't join until after it was open to the public, so idk what it was like during the closed phases.

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh, he's on everyone's shadow profile's friends list, I'm sure.

this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2024
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