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Attorney General Nominee Matt Gaetz Requests to Be Sworn in on Epstein's Little Black Book (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 30 points 13 hours ago

Not believable; Epstein died over 5 years ago. All the girls in that book are way too old for Gaetz by now.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 40 points 16 hours ago

Damn this is gonna be a hard 4 years checking for onion.

[-] baggins@beehaw.org 5 points 12 hours ago

4 years, right.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago

Damn this is gonna be a hard 4 years ~~checking for onion.~~

FTFY.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 64 points 18 hours ago

I almost ate the onion on this one

[-] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 16 points 17 hours ago

Same, scrolled by this and then had to do a double take on what community this was.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

"...is.....is this......oh, ok. No, it's not real. It's just skating REAL razor thin to reality." It's like when you slice a tomato so thin you can see through it.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 8 points 16 hours ago

Yeah. This one felt exactly the expected amount of WTF to be real life, today.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 26 points 17 hours ago

You're not supposed to report actual news Onion!

[-] makuus@pawb.social 15 points 17 hours ago

Fuck me, I almost ate the onion, too. I read it, and for a second honestly believed that, yeah, he would do that as a “I got away with everything” flex.

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