[-] makuus@pawb.social 24 points 3 weeks ago

I need to find ways to insert “you have been reliably informed” into my day-to-day…

[-] makuus@pawb.social 46 points 2 months ago

Correction: If they’re voting Republican, they’re united on abortion. You can be a principled objector, but the moment you cast a vote for a Republican—particularly at the national level—you are, like it or not, casting a vote for everything that the party stands for and that includes ending abortion protections.

[-] makuus@pawb.social 53 points 2 months ago

I dare say he’s already breaking one of the ten: that of bearing false witness, by claiming in the general sense that teachers are raping kids, when he knows it’s not true.

[-] makuus@pawb.social 25 points 3 months ago

I’ll pick the Stegosaurus… but only because the Triceratops is conspicuously absent from this chart.

(Secret fighter menu?)

[-] makuus@pawb.social 17 points 3 months ago

“Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't want to be saved. And the injury he received from Mr. Incredible's ‘actions,’ so-called, causes him daily pain…”

It’s this scene—dark as the implications may be—that really drives the point home.

[-] makuus@pawb.social 27 points 4 months ago
[-] makuus@pawb.social 20 points 6 months ago

It was his sled. It was his sled from when he was a kid. There, I just saved you two, long, boobless hours.

[-] makuus@pawb.social 40 points 6 months ago

…I do love the idea of someone who makes much of their money illegally but also has this very honorable commitment to paying their fair share in taxes.

There’s, perhaps, a more practical explanation. As I’ve read before (in some other phrasing): If you’re going to commit a crime, commit only one at a time.

In this case, if you’re going to make your money illegally, for goodness’ sake, don’t evade taxes.

[-] makuus@pawb.social 86 points 8 months ago

That’s something I think I’d like to use, but I don’t know if could get over the fact that neither the date nor the time are in ISO 8601 format.

[-] makuus@pawb.social 20 points 10 months ago

Oh my goodness… Is this my first !communitiesifellfor@lemmy.ml? Aw…

[-] makuus@pawb.social 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That’s the general shape of my reply when someone tries to tell me that it’s gay people or trans people or abortion or pornography that are ‘causing God to hate us’. You mean, it’s me and my husband and our trans friends, and not the hate and the murder and the greed and the privation of the downtrodden?

It’s never a productive conversation, let me tell you…

[-] makuus@pawb.social 19 points 1 year ago

The same kind of people who don’t wash their ass because they think it would make them gay.

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