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Man Who Bragged About Having a Literal Brain Worm to Be Appointed Head of the US Health Department (futurism.com)
submitted 8 hours ago by schizoidman@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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[-] Travelator@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 hour ago

Just wait until Alex Jones gets appointed head of the FCC.

I suppose I shouldn't give them any ideas...

[-] nope@jlai.lu 1 points 32 minutes ago

I could imagine a Flashgitz animation about this...

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

That thar is what makes em an exapert

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 51 points 7 hours ago

This sub will see more activity for a while.

[-] nolannice@lemmy.world 22 points 6 hours ago

Might as well rename it US News

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

It’s Trump season again! USA is the cornucopia of absurd news for a few years, so buckle up and enjoy the ride.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 10 points 7 hours ago

We've got another four years of prime material. Like a milkshake this sub will be. It'll drink it all up.

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago

https://media1.tenor.com/m/_FZp7WJQIXgAAAAC/brain-slug.gif

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 10 points 8 hours ago

Ahh, I see you've met our candidate for Surgeon General.

this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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