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Donut Receipt (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 hours ago by vsoponge@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 hour ago

What the actual f-

uck is up with th-

e hyphenation?

[-] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 30 minutes ago

Looks like tex formatting, they want each line to be the same width, so the badness value for hyphens must have been less than just using bigger spaces, which they also did

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 20 minutes ago

I want to got to this donut shop just to get this receipt.

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 5 points 50 minutes ago

Let me file that under D... for Donut.

[-] ME5SENGER_24@lemmy.world 1 points 14 minutes ago

…cause we all know what D is

[-] onTerryO@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 hours ago

I used to like Mitch. I still do, but I used to, too.

[-] blattrules@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago

People either love him or they hate him. Or they think he’s ok.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Is anyone indifferent?

[-] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

I miss not caring about my budget. I also don't miss not caring about my budget.

[-] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 39 points 3 hours ago

A donut receipt is an alibi. Just saying.

[-] vsoponge@lemmy.world 15 points 3 hours ago
[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 hours ago

Makes me wonder if there is a market for receipts as alibis

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

I came here to buy an alibi, and you're trying to sell me wonder.

[-] RQG@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

You'll get an alibi receipt for your alibi receipt btw

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

And can sell that receipt to someone else who needs a receipt. It's not a pyramid scheme

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 24 points 3 hours ago

Luckily, they're not bringing ink into this, only thermal paper!

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 6 points 2 hours ago

Travel expense reimbursement


though many companies have a "no receipt required if under $xyz" policy.

[-] UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago

Most receipts contain a time stamp. I could imagine a scenario where someone claimed Mitch (if he was still here) was involved in a crime and he could use the donut receipt as proof of innocence.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago

It's up to the discretion of the judge.

Friend had car stolen. Joyriders caused police chase but they got away. Police arrested friend. He had an ATM receipt time stamped from when the police were chasing the stolen car.

Judge didn't care.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

This is what happens when you rely upon the public defender. Not that many people have options.

[-] Braindead@programming.dev 6 points 3 hours ago

So, they made the receipt longer?

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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