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Beer, I summon thee
(files.catbox.moe)
gets stuck on a floor runner
you hear some horrible mechanical noise
pop
Well, there goes $5k.
Then you must answer these security questions three
WALL-E!
EVE!!
Tetsuo!
Is your refrigerator running?
Yes?
Then you'd better go catch it!
Shit fuck there it goes.
Why do I want to catch it? It's going to Greg on the other side of the house.
Nah, you don't just call it "beer", give it a butler's name, and if you can't think of any name, use this guide:
When you see what roomba can do with dog sh*t, a device this wide and this slow will do nicely 🤭
Gonk.
Gonk
isn't when you're high exactly the time you'd want the fridge to come to you? lol
As someone trying to lose weight, please never ever release this. Please. I won't make it.
They should makes a mode where it runs away from you when you try to get to it like the classic prank call
I just had a great fucking idea
A little cutout corner of the fridge that spins and always keeps the fridge insulated but easily pushes a single item out with the rotating area, and isn't too violent (eg a vending machine). Hard to describe I'd probably have to draw it.
Then a little robot could hold out its tray to have the item pushed onto its tray and bring it to me.
-- hello, I am calling about the fridge on the classified ad, does it run?
-- Only when you call it.
requium for a dream intensifies
Chill out, Nat, it only comes if you call it. Add to that, it’d be pretty dope to have it deliver drinks and snacks while you’re couchlocked.
Get your shit together, Nat.
this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2024
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