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Gattaca + Idiocracy (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] uservoid1@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago
[-] socsa@piefed.social 30 points 2 hours ago

Followup question - can you give her a giant dick?

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 hours ago

Everyone always fantasizes about dick size .... but what about vagina size ... is there an optimum or 'perfect' size for that?

I'm a guy btw and also ..... I can't believe I just asked that question :(

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 hours ago

Everyone knows that the "sex appeal" slider in character creation is for dick size in men and boob size in women.

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 4 points 1 hour ago

There isn't so much an ideal size that everyone should aspire to, rather you should find someone that fits you. It's best when the sheath fits the sword.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 46 minutes ago

My 'sheath' would appreciate that and so do I ..... unfortunately, she would also likely bludgeon me with a sword if she saw this conversation.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago

$100B for generically engineered babies.

Not one penny on education or health care.

And you know none of these kids are getting vaccinated.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Maybe the vaccines come pre installed

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 1 points 51 minutes ago

No need for a vaccine if your engineered to be immune to the disease.

[-] AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 12 points 3 hours ago

This got me weirdly thinking about what would be the perfect size and whether they could genetically select for that, then I realized I was thinking way too much about a web comic and should just go see if there is a porn version of Gattaca.

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 4 points 1 hour ago

should just go see if there is a porn version of Gattaca

Best I can do is the movie Gattaca hosted on a porn site.

[-] Sonor@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

I am almost sure the “perfect” size would be smaller than 90% of people assume

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

The man with the perfect dick size, but he ejaculates in ten seconds and immediately lapses into a coma.

[-] AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 5 points 2 hours ago

Hey, I'm 2 out of 3!

this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2024
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