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[-] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

I don't think I've laughed at an image this hard in a min.

[-] dan1101@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

They are just large dogs, not a separate species.

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

[-] Zip2@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago

Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.

[-] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 7 points 23 hours ago

um excuse me your picture can't be correct as birds aren't real

That makes me wonder. I haven't even been to like most of the countries on the planet, how do I even know they are real? 🤔

I never even met any of you irl, how do I know y'all aren't bots? 🤔🤔🤔

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

That's ridiculous, how can you say we're all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.

[-] VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 2 points 20 hours ago

That's exactly what a bot would say.

[-] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Snort me like one of your French girls

[-] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Ketamine hallucinations?

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 day ago

Found Sarah Jessica Parker's lemmy account

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I havent snorted myself yet

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

List of things that don’t exist:

  • Horses
[-] dan@upvote.au 1 points 20 hours ago

also birds... they're just spy drones.

[-] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 day ago
[-] rustydomino@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Take your upvote and gtfo

[-] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I too am a horse denier.

I always deny a horse.

[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Hbomberguy intensifies

[-] Abnorc@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

They’re going to be in for a rude awakening when horses start eating people.

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 8 points 1 day ago

that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Is this a joke on the birds aren't real thing?

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

If horses aren't real then where is the power coming from the car's engine? Checkmate.

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 2 points 23 hours ago

Horses just measure the power, they don't produce it. Read a book

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No way, birbs are not real bc drones. But proof that horshs are real:

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img 4

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago

This is a psy op from the government because it's so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. "If it gallops, it spies" neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!

I don't have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

That's probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 8 points 1 day ago

its true, have you ever seen a horse? they're made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.

except maybe a donkey

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

have you ever seen a horse?

yes!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Are you sure it was a horse and not two people in a horse costume?

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yes ~~I'm not talking about the pet play~~

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

Be careful, conservatives may be coming for you next! 🙃

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[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Horses are just imaginary unicorns.

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 1 points 22 hours ago

Unicorns that "lost" their horns identity as "horses" but that doesn't make them less of a unicorn. If you are auab (assigned unicorn at birth), nothing in the world will ever turn you into a horsey. That's basic biology.

[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Maybe they just really like the horse blankets thickness

[-] 69420@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Textile joke. Nice.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Has he met Megan?

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago
[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

🎶Goodbye horses!🎶

🎶You don't exist at all!🎶

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago
[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

President of Turkmenistan: Yes

[-] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[-] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 20 hours ago

Tsk, tsk, tsk, he wants to be the horse, not be with the horse, smh

[-] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Either way, it's horse fuckin

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