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submitted 11 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz

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[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 70 points 11 months ago

That's what the interns are for; that and snacks

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 87 points 11 months ago

I've heard some horror stories, but cannibalism is new

[-] kozy138@lemm.ee 25 points 11 months ago

Ahh... The ol' Lemmaroo. Ya clever bastard

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago

Is... Is this ground zero?

Because hold my snacks, I'm already here.

[-] victron@programming.dev 11 points 11 months ago

Hello future people!

[-] ilikecoffee@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I just made !lemmaroo@lemmy.world :) Maybe we can restart the tradition again here on Lemmy.

[-] Pantoffel@feddit.de 33 points 11 months ago

And then take all the credit for their findings for yourself ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 33 points 11 months ago

Of COURSE! They're paid in "experience" not anything tangible!

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 55 points 11 months ago

Bruh the data analytics is the fun part.

Everything else gets you 🥵 and 😩

[-] slaughtermouse@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago

I too, get horny and tired during fieldwork.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 29 points 11 months ago

Biologists have all the fun.

Who wouldn't get a little riled up finding a new beetle species for the third time in a week?

[-] ArianaGrande@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Do they also masturbate on the clock?

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

It's called a safety 🛟 stand down 🍆 💦 bruh and it's in the protocol.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Bruh the data analytics is the fun part.

How often that constitutes of using VLookup in Excel?

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

:laughs in data.table:

[-] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago

Who uses excel for data analysis??

Everyone I know use either R, or python if they're in comp sci.

[-] oce@jlai.lu 1 points 11 months ago

Well, experiments in CS are not as cool.

[-] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Why not? :3

Sure, I have a bias but.. I think we're doing plenty of cool stuff! Maybe not a 27-kilometre long particle accelerator level cool but...

[-] Gsus4@feddit.nl 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You can't just collect and analyse the data either, you have to write a kickass paper, design an appealing poster and present it like it's the best thing ever and the respective talk...oh yea and then you have to write tons of kickass proposals to get the funding to do more experiments to collect more data and analyse it and... :)