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[-] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 hour ago

I think this post erased all my previous English knowledge.

[-] Rubanski@lemm.ee 1 points 43 minutes ago
[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

Otis, when the safety brakes failed.

[-] Jayve@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Temba, his arms wide.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 5 points 4 hours ago

The intention was there, just not the structure.

[-] agrantgreen@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 hours ago

The more you read the worse it gets

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 32 points 10 hours ago

Probably translated word for word by someone who didn’t speak both languages, like English As She Is Spoke or All Your Base Are Belong To Us. I wonder what the other language was, though.

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 11 points 8 hours ago

Is there any language in which a definite article on its own is a perfectly valid sentence or phrase?

[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

More likely poorly written in the original language, then passed through Google Translate or other automated translator.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I could have sworn this went through Google translate four or five times.

[-] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 37 points 11 hours ago
[-] Fester@lemm.ee 31 points 11 hours ago

Thank-you?

You.

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 10 hours ago

Is this a poem? Dadaist or something?

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 hours ago

Is it bad I kinda understood that? Except the bellybutton part.

[-] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago
[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 hours ago

no but i do smell toast

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago
[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago

Your welcome

Kind of short shifted into Yoda there.

[-] nothing@lemm.ee 4 points 9 hours ago

Sounds like a speech by Charlie Kelly

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago

This is far too coherent to be Charlie.

[-] nothing@lemm.ee 1 points 7 hours ago

Oh well I'm sure he dictated it. It's not crayon drawings.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 points 10 hours ago

Please fully open half, thank you? You.

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago
[-] penquin@lemm.ee 3 points 9 hours ago
[-] conc@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 hours ago

Just like ma used to say

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