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Sex!?
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Ace moment.
Imagine my surprise when I realized "people actually enjoy this? They're not all just over-exaggerating about it?? They purposefully seek it out???"
My demi experience: yeah sure I enjoy that. I enjoy gaming too. Either is nice to have, but if I can't do it for a year, I won't be thinking about it that much, ya know? I was shocked to find out how much people think about sex, and particularly shocked that they'll see a stranger, acquaintance or friend and literally feel a desire to have sex with them? Like, how many people have imagined they're having sex with me? Ew. Don't do that to me.
Too late
Imma spray you with one of those spaying water bottles
Uh oh fetish unlocked
Jokes on you, you'll have to explain that to all your future partners
Mmmm, in vivid detail... ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
I'm not sure how erotic I can make a water bottle sound... A wide spray of droplets splatters across my now glistening chest forming a thin tendril of water down my stomach...
Psssht psssht, he said erotically
They're selling spaying spray?
I was 39 years old when I learned that no I’m not broken, I’m just asexual (I had never heard of the term before that). That was a good day.
Disgusting.
It doesn't seem very hygienic to me.
There are people out there doing it in real life
Not me 😎
Ur mom and dad totally did it.
I always wondered how I was born, hard truth
Pretty sure it was this way since everyone told me the stork brought me.
Kinda surreal when someone gets pregnant without IVF.
Gross
"It's been going on for quite a while..."
Perhaps it's quite fashionable.
It's a fad, people will come to their senses eventually.
Ugh day ruined. Well y'all better enjoy it then. But please don't tell me
Is that background from Marble Madness??!
My girlfriend does it with her boss at work 🤢
this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2024
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