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[-] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah me too btw. I am now president of Vanuatu

[-] Nanook@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago

Amateurs…

I’m president of Russia.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I sure hope you're on Linux.

[-] Nanook@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago
[-] jrs100000@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

sudo russian presidency

[-] Aux@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

May I offer you some nice warm tea?

[-] Nanook@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

You cannot offer what is already mine

[-] Aux@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago
[-] Nanook@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Pour some more… don’t forget to finish your own cup.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Then you got some splainin to do

[-] callyral@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago

I am now president of the literature club

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[-] muzzle@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I would have guessed this was a hexbear post.

Their bullshit is spreading!

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