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[-] squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 183 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 62 points 6 days ago

Had to take a bite out of that sweet tart pie nonetheless

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 94 points 6 days ago

im so fucked if anyone irl finds me on Lemmy holy shit

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago

I love watching the crushing realization of ones own internet brain rot setting in.

[-] squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 6 days ago

It's not brain rot if the internet is an outlet where you can be who you truly are. It's the rest of the world that is fucked for forcing people to hide their interests and identity.

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Fair point, if only real life could be the hedonistic frontier that the internet is.

[-] EldenLord@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Real life is ruined by the blunt and ignorant people that spew hatred and division everywhere. Best to avoid them by having good friendships and using the internet as a substitute

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 days ago

fr like, why cant we just all fuck all day😮‍💨

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 days ago

inside you there are 2 monkeys: one is a chimpanzee munching on the flesh of its enemies and one is a bonobo tossing off 5 others simultaneously.

we need to seal the chimp inside a block of concrete and give the bonobo a big stage to perform on

[-] ebolapie@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

We truly do live in a society

[-] EldenLord@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

True. If anyone in my social surroundings found out I like femboys and Tomboys they would be weirded out and shun me from their socials, I guess. The internalized shame is so strong, but why?

[-] squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago

Yeah, internalized shame is a hell of a thing, but - at least in my view - it is good to realize that it is forced upon us and not something that comes from within ourselves. It is hard to unlearn, but very liberating to do so, even if the possibilities to live the way we want is limited.

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[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago

I exist IRL. I found you.

[-] yuri@pawb.social 8 points 6 days ago

same boat bae

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 151 points 6 days ago
[-] python@programming.dev 36 points 6 days ago
[-] Literal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 days ago

This sucks. Implies he can only like a trans woman if he's bi and not if he's straight.

[-] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

What makes you think there's a trans girl involved? Could just be a femboy. Also, there's nothing wrong with bi dudes liking trans girls.

[-] Literal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 days ago

I suppose that's possible, but the lack of clarity on that point still makes me uncomfortable. And there's nothing wrong with bi dudes liking trans women, obviously. I am a bi dude who happens to be dating multiple trans women.

Goddamn, dude. Leave some genitals for the rest of us.

[-] yuri@pawb.social 17 points 6 days ago
[-] theLetterJ@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 6 days ago

bi flag in the bg of the last panel.

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[-] nifty@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago
[-] Literal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 6 days ago

Because the idea that a man attracted to trans women could not be straight is transphobic. Trans women are women and a man attracted to women can be straight regardless of whether they're trans or cis.

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[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 6 days ago

I used to work in a pizza place, and the head cook was from Mexico working on his citizenship. He helped me with my Spanish, and I'd help him with his English. One day, we discovered that jokes was a good way to discover any loss in translations, so jokes became our preferred method of conversation.

One day he said he's got a great joke, but he's not sure if it'll work in English, so he's asks to tell me if it works. I tell him to hit me. The joke:

A guy and his girlfriend have been together long enough to move in with each other. Being a new(ish) couple, they're still pretty frisky. Every time they're finished and basking in the after glow, she plays with his junk, just gently kneading the balls in their sack. After a few months, he asks her why does she always play with his balls afterwards. She looks him dead in the eye with a Mona Lisa smile, gently kisses his lips and whispers in his ear "because i miss mine."

He asked if the joke works in English. When i quit laughing, i said it does. That was 2006, and it's still one of my favorite jokes to this day.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 52 points 6 days ago
[-] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 6 days ago

Because I was made in a factory that processed nuts

[-] trucy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 6 days ago

The best girls have nuts tbh

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago

What if the nuts are removed? 😥

[-] yuri@pawb.social 45 points 6 days ago

all👏genitals👏are👏equally👏fantastic👏

paid for by the pansexual gang

[-] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 6 days ago

Bi gang right there with ya. People you're attracted to are attractive

[-] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 days ago

pan gang sponsoring straight people figuring that genitals arent gender

Kinda wish the gonads could be moved instead of removed during bottom surgery.

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 16 points 6 days ago

Weird, I nut with cum

[-] socsa@piefed.social 11 points 6 days ago

Ahem... The best nuts have girls

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[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 27 points 6 days ago

yeah I noticed that's why I'm hitting on you.

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Anyone else see Little Mac?

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[-] Enzy@lemm.ee 9 points 6 days ago

Nut a problem

[-] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago

I…

Okay this works on at least two levels.

[-] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago

hmm...they come with nuts....body creme maybe?

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