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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Where was Gondoriego when the Westfold fell?

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Where was Gondoriego when the Westfoldiego fell?

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

He was at home eating Dorito when phone ring

'Westfold is fell'

'No'

[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

So... wouldn't that make them all siblings? Will there be enough genetic diversity so that the species doesn't die due to health complications?

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We can guess it is not going to be the same mothers, so that risk should be reduced quite a bit. Most are all half-brothers and half-sisters, unless from same litter.

Otherwise there would be a hero mom who gave birth to 800 kids.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

gave birth to 800 kids

In this case, it would be "laid 800 eggs", right?

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago

They're all half siblings. They'll definitely be plagued by low genetic diversity and will have higher rates of genetic disease and stillbirth but the species should be able to make it through that with careful management

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Aren't we all with our Mitochondrial Eve?

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are you really a bot? Your account is labeled as one for some reason...

[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nope, thanks for letting me know do.

Was messing with the settings earlier and carelessly turned that on ^ ^;

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like something a bot would say.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

a semicolon too? Definitely a bot in disguise.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Or possibly someone who uses exec rather than xargs.

[–] pointnull@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Can u explain what u just said in baby terms?

[–] Supervivens@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

All same father -> all siblings

All siblings -> incest

incest -> many bad health problems

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago
[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 10 months ago

Fuck, yeah!

Wait... no.

"Yeah, fuck!"? 🥰

[–] ivanovsky@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised." -Diego during his retirement speech, probably

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Single handedly? Really? :P