Wasn't there some saying about if you're in a server room, the calmer the "Oops," the worse the problem?
"Ooopppsss... 💤", both containers of the UPS flow battery ruptured at the same time and flooded the whole server room... call me tomorrow for the planning meeting when things stop burning and firefighters have had a chance to enter the building.
Forget coffee, this will wake you up. There's nothing like dropping the wrong database scheme on a lazy Monday morning.
If you can, always set the title of whatever window you're working on to capital bold letters, preferably red, saying PRODUCTION SERVER - DON'T FUCK IT UP. This has saved my dumbass a few times when I looked up before hitting enter.
Had a colleague do this to the local AD server years ago.
Thankfully they pulled the plug before the changes could propagate through the network completely but it still took 3 days to recover the data and restore the AD server.
That's on the company for not having a proper disaster recovery plan in place.
Or DR test was literally the CIO wiping a critical server or DB and we had to have it back up in under an hour.
To be fair to the company it was a friday afternoon when said person ran a script
That's not an oopsie daisy that's the whole oopsie bouquet
F*cking Gitlab moment
You're allowed to say "fucking" on the internet
Yeah, that was extremely funny, but I had nothing stored there at that moment. I guess some gitlab administrator lost twenty pounds in sweat that day.
internally screaming
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