*But drinking a glass of water from time to time won't kill you either.

What the fuck? The headline sounds strange, but the article is so absurd I would find it a bit over the top if it was a movie.

WTF is going on in those prisons?

The Swiss also don't celebrate weapons as much as the US Americans.

I struggle to find the correct word. Celebrate isn't it, but I'm too tired to think about a better one and I don't want to start a comment war here. You'll probably understand what I meant.

Die FDP muss alle paar Jahre in die Regierung kommen um klarzumachen dass sie in der Regierung nichts zu suchen hat. Das ist ein Zyklus der von vielen missverstanden wird.

That's my EU

In contrast to the order and dignity that prevailed until now?

Better hold on to your pants, Photoshop. Here's the new contender!

here's how to turn that off

... use Firefox? How are we still talking about chrome here?

Edit: yes I know many still use Chrome. That's exactly the problem. Google does shady shit, people shrug it off because insert whatever reason. Google likes that and plans the next shady shit. Rinse, repeat.

That dude seems to be a good one.

Nein, das kann nicht sein. Empfänger würden sofort zu Alkoholikern werden und jede Bewegung einstellen.

It sure feels weird agreeing with FIFA

Not on the first day but after a few weeks. He missed work every Wednesday, always claiming to have eaten something bad the evening before (it was always the same food). He wasn't all that bright.