"What guys think girls do at slumber parties"

"Holding onto Magda's ankle to stop Santa from abducting her wasn't quite how Mavis and Dorothy thought Halloween was going to go"

"I said SATAN not SANTA you daft cow!"

"That's right, poke it up her chimney!"

What are you doing, step sis?

All I want for ~~Christmas~~ Yule is a couple bad witches.

"Get up there and grab my pussy!"

The Witches School - Broom-flying techniques 101

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Incident # 351878924/b - Lister broke space core directive 38092352/c while in possession of the Romulan time drive, resulting in a time paradox causing Kristine Kochanski to manifest in two overlapping timelines in the late 19th century.