"That's a problem for future me to deal with, and that guy's a jerk."
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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"we've all gotta die someday!"
βI wonderβ¦β
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
I'll start a diet tomorrow.
"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer
Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:
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and
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Risk it for the biscuit
"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"
Hey y'all watch this!
"I wonder what that Button does?!"
This time it'll be different
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Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse
I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.
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"why not" "Fuck it" "Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it" "Because I'm bored"
Looked good on paper
Iβll apologize later
Just one more
Nothing could possibly go wrong
Go big or go home.
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βThrow it in the fuck it bucketβ
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"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."
I probably say that one way too often for my age...
You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.
Hold my beer, Imma try something
God hates a coward!
Well, let's see what we get.