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[-] yournamehere@lemm.ee 10 points 13 hours ago

it is a very subtile ad for linux

[-] Magnetic_dud@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 21 hours ago

The manager who approved this need to be fired. Programs need to ask permission to the user before installing, especially when they're not device drivers.

This is literal malware and there's also a chance that it might be exploited (example: a mitm Attack exchanges the file that armory crate is downloading)

This kind of Easter egg is not funny at all, developers must avoid undocumented time bombs. I still remember that day 15 years ago when I turned on my Wii and it said that the system files were corrupted. After hours of reverting a full nand backup via bootmii (and losing 2 years of game saves) it turned out that it was a funny April's fool by crediar, which put a fake system corruption message when you run his program on April 1st. Problem is that his program was a loader for the system menu so it was unavoidable if you didn't know that.

Like me, there must be someone paranoid that saw that black bar on the screen, saw a weird Christmas.exe running on their system, and starting wiping or restoring old images to "clean" that.

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 28 points 1 day ago

the wreath has a memory leak

modern app design and its consequences

[-] theterrasque@infosec.pub 10 points 23 hours ago

More like old app design. It's much harder (but of course fully doable) to have a memory leak in modern languages.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 30 points 1 day ago

WDYM "malware like"? It is malware.

[-] Flashback956@feddit.nl 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Another reason to not buy any Asus stuff.

[-] oo1 57 points 1 day ago

"do not panic – your device is not compromised."

meme(always has been)

[-] reksas@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 day ago

if someone not you installing crap you dont want isn't compromised then i dont what is

[-] zerofk@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago

There is nothing wrong with your device. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We control the horizontal. We control the vertical.

[-] umbraroze@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

...We control the treble, and all your bass belongs to us too.

/incredibly ancient joke

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[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 375 points 2 days ago

When you turn on your PC and notice that there’s a huge Christmas banner on your desktop, do not panic – your device is not compromised.

Hah, well a vendor just pushed unapproved executable to the device and ran it without consent. Under any definition or other context it's definitely compromised.

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 110 points 2 days ago

This is why I boycott Logitech, they started pushing the Logitech Download Assistant through Windows Update as soon as you connect a Logitech mouse/keyboard.

It autoruns not only when it is first installed but on every startup.

It is rather annoying to try and uninstall it, I don't get why there has been so little backlash against this....

Microsoft permitting this is devaluing Windows Update, the driver (.inf) should be installed automatically, any executable file that WU wants to download and run on your computer should just bring up a small Windows notification saying something like this:

The device you just installed requests to download and run the following program from Windows Update:

Logitech Download Assistant

Will you approve or reject this request? Approve/Reject

It is just terrible that this is permitted

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 4 points 22 hours ago

It's almost as if the PC doesn't belong to you anymore

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[-] Etterra@discuss.online 18 points 1 day ago

Now ask the non-Christians need to do a class action lawsuit lol

[-] BangCrash@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago
[-] conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works 376 points 2 days ago

If it's unwanted, disruptive, and (allegedly) impacts performance, that's not "malware-like". It's malware.

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 203 points 2 days ago

Confirmed, windows 11 is malware.

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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 137 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It is a part of the ASUS Armoury Crate software that is pre-installed on some ASUS PCs.

Always flash new OS if you buy a computer.

[-] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 69 points 2 days ago

That's in the bios, it's a pcie device that windows allows to inject root level code into your environement, you have to turn it off and hope nothing ever spoofs that pcie id because that's a permanent hardware rootkit into your pc like EFI

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Can this "feature" be turned off on Windows?

Edit: nvm, I read the article

[-] Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu 37 points 1 day ago

That's in the bios, it's a pcie device that windows allows to inject root level code into your environement

What. The. Fuck. Are they the only one to install their crap so deep?

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[-] Link@rentadrunk.org 123 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That won’t get rid of it unless you also manually go into the BIOS and disable the install ASUS Armoury Crate setting as explained in the article.

If you don’t do this it will automatically reinstall even on a fresh install of Windows. Some of these bloatware programs will even install without an internet connection! This absolutely ludicrously stupid feature is called WPBT and is used by lots of manufacturers. Luckily it doesn’t work on Linux (at least for now…).

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[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago

This will be executed even on new fresh installation oob.

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[-] FireWire400@lemmy.world 166 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Who green lit this? I really hope that person gets fired immediately.

The lack of any visual link to ASUS isn't even the biggest problem for me; it's that ASUS rolls out a program that (presumably) puts itself in autostart by default and just pops up without prompt at all.

Edit: There's a fucking setting in the BIOS to auto-install ASUS' bullshit software? And it's enabled by default.... jesus fucking christ

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[-] Shimitar@feddit.it 30 points 1 day ago

Somebody should create a windows executable to be placed in the WPBT that silently install Linux on first windows boot....

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago

every submit a help desk ticket to Asus asking wtf is going on

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