Shitty time to have dusted off plants vs zombies. Guess me and crazy Dave are buds now. If you need me, I'll be rummaging through the kitchen cabinets looking for a helmet!

In the world as myself or as my character?

If as myself, i'll try to stay away from the US portion of Earth. They get attacked a lot. If as my character, I guess i'll just have to make a Captain's Log noting this strange phenomenon before giving the order to warp towards my next mission for Starfleet.

Life in Star Trek is easier than most, if you're in the right place.

I guess I'm now stuck in the digital world with my companions that consist of a pile of sentient poop and a Dinosaur that can breath fire and talk. Both of which will experience the cycle of life, death, and re-incarnation roughly every few weeks.

I will chill in the idealistic socialist town and happily eat the freshly grown meat straight off the vine that the living plant monster gives out to everyone for free daily

Does D&D count? I could probably have a decent time finding some magic item and then just using it in daily life.

I design a one-way mission to the moon. It's a complex, 3-stage rocket designed to take 1 passenger as the payload. Our brave passenger is a Korok.

I'm fucked - Dead Cells.

My cousin calls and asks if I want to go bowling.

Would be weird since my cousin is dead

Witcher 3, Velen. I'm immediately killed by a bandit or a Drowner.

I would get killed by a Worm with a Bazooka, unless it's my turn first and I manage to kill it before it kills me.

Uhhhh, covered in sticky white latex? Yessir.

(It was changed)

Some asshole chases me all around the map shooting rockets at me over and over again from a fucking flying motorcycle monstrosity.

Peglin? I can throw stones pretty well, but not sure I can do much against sentient walls

i teleport to the world of Deep Rock Galactic.

If im in the inner colonies, im probobly fine. If im part of the DRG crew, im screwed.

Get I teleported into the game as the hero? Then I have to mine for a while, find a strange artefact, have a seizure and then fly off into space with a helpful robot.. were I will most likely die due to space pirates a I have no idea how to pilot a spaceship for real.

Someone, get me a crowbar!

If I'm not Geralt then I'm likely quite fucked.

I’m in feudal Japan during a civil war. I don’t speak any Japanese other than the lyrics to Mr. Roboto and I’m a foreigner. I’m probably dead.

(Shadow Tactics)

Vampire Survivors so I'm pretty much fucked.

Haha damn I'd be in Night City. I'd probably be getting mugged by some gangoons.

The factory must grow. I need to figure out how to use the Logistics Train Network mod and build a new oil processing facility.

I'd be deciding whether or not to start journey 3 or riding torrent around finishing things I didn't do. I can do whatever I want as Elden lord

I'd be killed by a monster straight from Hell in under 10 seconds unless I start moving and never stop. Never stop moving. Hopefully I can find a weapon and some body armour!

What a save!

Depending on where in the game I end up: realize I'm basically already dead, shotgun a bottle of bleach and die, or try to survive for a while, get bitten, drink bleach and die. Or just get eaten alive, or get food poisoning, or a cold, and die.

Why is everything square!?

Wtf is with all these zombies and skeletons at night? Why is that green guy running at me? Does... does he not have arms? Are those... four legs? What is going on here?

boom

RDR2.

I'll go ask Dutch if I make negative amount of money if I'm supposed to take 50% from the camp funds

Pros: I'd only have to solve puzzles, then defeat an AI god at puzzles in order to be born into the real world and become effectively immortal so long as I keep up maintenance on my robo-bod. It's easier than it sounds.

Cons: Most human media is lost to time. I would be alone except for the fellow robots I wake up, and a lot of them are apparently annoying. The work of restoring civilization rests entirely on my shoulders. Luckily, I'm immortal.

I don't think anything changes as I've played Dirt Rally 2.0. Maybe I'll just die in a car crash.

Good thing it's not the game I played second last... noita.

Deep Rock Galactic, after playing around with the grapple I would fall to the ground and die.

Angry russian voices then buckshot to my face.

Starship troopers in a bug hive. RIP.

Eorzea isn't the worst fantasy world to be isekai'd into. I'd just set up in one of the capitals and try not to die

I own a wine empire and a giant gold clock. Pretty cool.

I guess I'd go to the bus tunnel and check if any of my wine is ready yet.

Astroneer!! I’m gonna be fine as long as I have oxygen.

I like to think that I'd join a pirate crew and go on adventures, but more likely I'd be a hobo on some street on a Caribbean island. Could be worse.

"Bomb has been planted.." Shit.

If I become my save file, I'm gonna hop into my Star Eagle, fly to New Atlantis, and use my million creds to furnish my Class One citizen penthouse, and fucking retire.

Maybe go visit Neon once a month to trip out on Aurora and catch BorealUS's next show.

Also I'm female now. I may ride this for a bit before going to Enhance and switching back to Male and getting the full Chad look. Might do this sooner to hide from Starborn assassins lol

I am struck by an overwhelming urge to make paperclips.

A creeper blows up behind me while I'm punching a tree.

The first thing I do is gather wood. Make a crafting table, a wooden axe and a wooden pickaxe. Where am I?

ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS

FOR KARL

Get eaten by giant sea abomination if I don't drown trying to collect metals