Putin will happily meet them where they are with his own large collection of people imprisoned strictly for being gay - it's a win-win as far as he's concerned.

Heck, he'll probably do us one better by throwing in trans people, too.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The decadent They/Them armies of the West

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Russians use the pronouns was/were

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If you're going to touch our boats, you best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dunno. The new commander in chief might be ok with the boat touching…

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

They touch our boats and he does nothing, 50 million MAGAts are going to lynch him.

[–] femtech@midwest.social 8 points 3 months ago

Here's to hoping.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Trump: There are no sunken boats. Sunken boats is a Democrat hoax!

MAGA: I'd rather have sunken boats than be a Democrat.

Trump: Some boats are listing, but not entirely sunk. The radical left and deep state are using boats to attack me in a baseless witch hunt.

MAGA: There might be sinking boats, but they're part of the 4d chess planning.

Trump: Some boats are sinking. I was the first to call the boats sunken. Nobody identifies a sinking boat better than me.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago

A mildly irked MAGAt veteran gave us this gem:

[–] zerosignal@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Trump could convince at least half of the magats that it's actually a good thing and they'd believe him.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

America goes to war for 2 reasons. U touch their boats or drop the usd as reserve currency.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nooo, please don't touch our boats, they're so weak and gay and defenseless and so are we, uwu

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I would like to know more about these gay forces

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Apparently Ukraine has gay super soldiers. Does anyone know where I can find one? Asking for a friend.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I'd start here, but you'll likely need to tweak the amounts, because the recipe yields one Kelly LeBrock by default.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 3 points 3 months ago

Some of those who work forces

Are gay.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is all part of the armed gay agenda.

[–] Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Gay armada. Garmada?

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Star Trek: Garmada 2 was the best

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Does Russia have dom-marines to take on the sub-marines?

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Uwu, daddy?

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 4 points 3 months ago

I guess they have a lot of switchmarines, like the Moskva

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Mean Girls Regina George meme:

So you agree. Lyman is in Ukraine?

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 2 points 3 months ago

They could've just said to withdraw the Navy /s

Honestly do it Russia. Them hitting first would be great precedent to start sinking all the Russian subs lurking around NATO territory