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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 95 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Saving this to reshare in 2047

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Saving this to reshare in 2047

Can't tell if stupid or further shitposting

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 months ago

Definitely stupid

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

That 'or' is inclusive.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 5 points 2 months ago

Why don’t you post back here when you do so we all know you kept your word?

[–] plaguesandbacon@lemmy.ca 54 points 2 months ago (4 children)

As an actual 46 year old, I'm offended. Guess I'll go yell at a cloud or something

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

45 this year, guess I'll do the same, after I yell at these pesky kids to get off my lawn.

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[–] 4grams@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Desperately clinging to my mid-40’s too old bro.. not looking forward to this next one.

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

You should tell those kids to get off your yard.

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Let 👏dat👏mf👏sink👏in

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah the math checks out... If you wait long enough.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Except it has a timestamp. This is some QVC math

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As of today, someone born in 1999 was the same age as Marilyn Monroe was when she was born. Makes you think.

[–] A_A@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Funny and clever.
it got Llama 3.1 a.i. completely confused ... which could never translate it right even with my help. But a better a.i. (GPT-4o mini) got it easily the first time and could explain it well.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It really whipped the Llama's ass!

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

I'm 42 and had to think about this for a moment. I'm not clever.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

A person born in 1899 looks exactly the same as they will look once we hit 2035. Let that marinate

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

a person born in 0 is 2000 years old, pickle that through

[–] Pieisawesome@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Fun fact, there wasn’t a year zero!

It went from 1 BCE to 1 CE

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

what happened that they want is to forget /s

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[–] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Being born 1996, does that make me 69 or is my math wrong?

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Since I'm born in 1987 and am 420, your math seems to check out.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 months ago

For those mathematicians saying "tHiS isN'T tRUe": The tweet is exactly 2 years old. So much about that.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] enbyecho@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's fake news. You gotta be careful with these internet "sources". Do your research!

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok, I give up. If there’s a joke here other than just someone shitty at math I don’t get it.

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's meant to inspire a brief moment of dread and surprise for those of us who are not quick at math.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Ah, gotcha. The brief moment of dread I got that I was too old to get why the math was so bad.

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 2 months ago

And yet anyone born in 2009 is only 12 years old. Kids these days just don't put any effort into growing up

[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

those born in 1900 are dead. Let that sink in.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Jokes on you, I'm born even after 1900 and I'm still alive!

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yep 46 - 16. What a time to be alive...

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

To be fair, we're halfway through this decade and it's been harder than 90's, 00's and 10's combined.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

This post is brought to you by - The future

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago

That tweet is going to age well.

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] HoMaster@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Another testament of the American education system.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

hi sink, I'm dad. Come in

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Math is hard

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

This is just sad. Or posted by a time-traveler that forgot when they are.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Actually that’s wrong I was born in 1089 and I’m only 14 :3 xxx

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

Ah, that explains it.

It's not that I am feeling youg for my age, it's all the young people feeling old. got it.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I wasn’t born yesterday, you know. Wait, I’m in my 30s. Ok yes, I was born yesterday.

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Presidents & Overlords Elon & Trump sell this kinda math all week long

[–] udon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Deep inside, we all know it's true though

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