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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 133 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Everything!

Say "I love you babe!"

  • Long term relationship - green
  • First date - red

Say "I'll beat you!"

  • Racing a kid - green
  • When stoping in the middle of the woods with your date - red

Let a fart rip

  • With a friend when the room is silent - green
  • On your date when she rims you - red

I can go on

[–] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago
[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I dunno that last one could both be green flags!

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

No kink shaming on that last one

[–] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 years ago

"I'll beat you" Had me rolling

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Pleasen't don't

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 86 points 2 years ago (2 children)

A literal flag colored red, if you or the flag is moving towards the other so fast as to blueshift it to green.

[–] neumast@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sooooo, wavelengths (Ξ») become longer when something moves away (redshift) and become shorter when something moves towards you (blueshift).

For a red flag (Ξ»0=610nm) to become a green flag (Ξ»1=549nm), it has to move towards you quite fast. But how fast is 'quite fast'?

Using the formula

flag_velocity / speed of light (c) = difference in wavelengths / starting wavelength

we get

flag_velocity = (610-549) / 610 * c = 61 / 610 * c = 1/10 * c

This means: the flag has to move with about c/10 = 30 000 000 m/s = 108 000 000 km/h = 67 108 100 mph. Yeah, that's quite fast.

(Disclaimer:

  1. use info on own risk

  2. values for Ξ» were chosen in a way to make calculations easy. There is no info on what shade of red or green the flag is. The final result will be about the same.

  3. With speeds at around 10% of c, I should use the formula considering the relativistic doppler effect... However, i wont. Thanks.)

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So you're saying I should date her right?

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[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 67 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Red flag: My friend once saw what looked like people setting a RadioShack ablaze and stealing all the expensive electronics and making off with them all.

Green flag context: It was actually a faulty electronic that caused the fire, and the "thieves" were Good Samaritans saving everything from getting burned.

[–] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Hope they got all of the free battery of the month cards!

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[–] raubarno@lemmy.ml 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If a person with protanopia/deuteranopia looks at a red flag, one sees green-ish flag.

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hi, protan here, you are not a correct. I am red-blind and it's more like reds are extremely muted, with weaker reds looking kinda grey.

Yellows turn into greens, though, for perhaps predictable reasons.

[–] venoft@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Red flags: wants constant attention, nags constantly for me to make her dinner, sometimes physically hurts me.

Green flag: when it's my cat.

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Or a toddler/infant.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Of ur moving fast enough the doppler effect.

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[–] CodingAndCoffee@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

Lying and pretending to know something who's actually a complete stranger to them

When the stranger is a drunk woman in distress clearly trying to get away from a predator.

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

Color blindness test

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

If you’re colorblind.

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If your partner is indiscriminately murdering vaguely shady people with a bow and arrow it will probably be fine, cause he’ll reset the universe and become god (or something?) just be sure to weep about being betrayed at least once every seasβ€”er… year.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Partners who want to do everything for you.

They're very giving, and will do you so many favors, and cater to your whims. Favorite ice cream? Let me go buy it for you! Need something from the store? I'll go get it! Need a ride? Got you covered!

Once they have you "locked down" (married, pregnant, in a long-term lease, dependant on them for transport, etc.) they can do a 180 and suddenly "you owe them". No more favors. Only guilt. They'll isolate you and make every negative emotion they feel be "your fault."

They want you to become dependant on them so they can use and manipulate you.

Be so very careful with overly kind/giving people. Never let yourself be 100% dependant on someone else. Ever. No matter how nice they are to you.

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think you misread the question.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh, I totally did. Whoops. I'm tired. Keepin' it up.

[–] senicar@social.cyb3r.dog 14 points 2 years ago

It was a good answer anyway

[–] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Piss-play fetish if you swim around the Great Barrier Reef a lot.

[–] mysticallego@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (7 children)
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[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

Multiple Personalities.

When you say you wanna see other people, they already are other people!

[–] Rocky60@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Sometimes a bad credit rating is a good thing

[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

Eating in an extremely unhealthy way if you're an actor and it's necessary to gain weight for a movie, or it's for an official science experiment.

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

USSR when you want to liberate the working class (or if you have red-green color blindness)

[–] red_concrete@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Or when you're looking for the Chinese consulate.

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