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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I simply want a new original thought never before considered by all of humanity delivered daily for free presented in a humorous, creative, colorful, childish, non controversial, edgy, mature, deep, layered, way every single day, without failure or error not even once without gratitude or credit.

Is that to much to ask?

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 5 points 4 months ago

We have the best comics on the Internet, because of jail.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

The pain joke was RIGHT THERE

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 19 points 4 months ago

You don't have to be so sour, dough.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Next panel have the american white bread loaf show up. Have the german befriendly and ask him if he is Also some sort of baguette.

American bread: What the fuck did you just call me

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think the German and French are united in dunking on that kind of "bread".

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hello, I will explain the joke. In American pronunciation baguette sounds vaguely similar to an offensive slur for homosexual men.

an offensive slurfaggot

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 4 months ago

how tf do you make these sound similar enough for a joke?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

just loafin' around

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

oh no, there goes poland again

[–] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Say it don't spray it

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

You joke but I love meta shit like this,

Keep em coming!

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 4 months ago

The baguette gets all the credit, but there s French bread type that's called 'batard' -bastard.

That's all.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Feels like an R-rated episode of Scrubs with German JD and Baguette Turk.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I think you're the only person on the planet that would have come to that conclusion.

Besides, if anyone was going to be german, it would be blonde doctor.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Sweet little milkmaid or evil old hausfrau, though?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Would Dr. Cox be a sourdough then, or would that be Dr. Kelso?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

C'mon man. Kelso is CLEARLY a muffin man!!!

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I... I can't believe I botched it so hard. This will haunt me deeply.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

I will literally answer the phone with friends/family by saying “gluten log.” Only my vegetarian friends really vibe with it.

[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

Missed 'pain full' opportunity aside, the last two panels ruin it. If you're going to do shitty puns, do them with pride.

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com -1 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Would be better if it was just the second cell. The rest is unnecessary and there's no jokes

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Now listen here you little yeast..!

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

That is absolutely how bread would swear.

[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I would be fine with the third one if it ended on another bread pun. Panel four is only a detriment to the comic.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

At yeast you tried.

You knead to rise up from these painful puns.

Etc.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 6 points 4 months ago

For French bread, life is pain.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Another comment pointed out, fourth panel should have been American sandwich bread walking up

German bread: "Are you a baguette like that guy?"

American bread: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?"