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[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 76 points 1 year ago

In Africa, every 60 seconds, a minute passes.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay or straight, because at the end of the day, it's night. -- Gustavo

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

What about millions of years in the future if africa shifts towards the north/south pole?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Won't change when the night arrives. Might change the LENGTH of days, but at the end of them it'll still be night

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago
[-] dym_sh@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago
  • just stop counting small time! 5000x365 of yellow sky orb passings, yet still no real-world use found
  • want to know if its time to work? we had a tool for it, its called sunrise
  • «hello, i now want 200 microseconds of your time but only to compare your face with the one already stored in my brain» — sounds mentally deranged

just stop counting small time! 5000x365 of yellow sky orb passings, yet still no real-world use found

Found the time cube zealot.

[-] roembol@lemmy.roembol.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Spread the word!

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

If humanity continues on the current path, billions of people will die in the next century.

[-] matter@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago

Unless we invent extreme life extension and make it available to everyone and they all want it, yeah, that's guaranteed, current path or no

[-] reev@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

They didn't say it'd be different if we weren't on the current path.

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

In Germany, it is tradition to end the day with the closing of one's eyes, and start the next with opening them.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Cops in Africa pull over more black people than white people.

[-] raubarno@lemmy.ml 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh really? In Lithuania, murder is also illegal. It traces back from the spoken tradition of the ancestors. Some recent analysis has found traces of this social ban in 800 years old folk tale, Spruce the Queen of Serpents, in which, as a punishment for murder, the killers were turned into trees. It is weird how Lithuanian culture shares similarities with the Japanese! There must have been cultural connections at some point in time...

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

The languages also both have a word for "three". Proto-world confirmed?

[-] Rubanski@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I think it has something to do with the westward movement of the Mongolian tribes

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What are the other four? WHAT ARE THE OTHER FOUR?!

[-] tubaruco@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

now we're gonna need someone to install twitter and tell us what the rest is as quick as possible

[-] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Seems the account got deleted or something. It's now named SUPER CHAT and has no posts or replies.

[-] ikapoz@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago

I really want to know what the other four things are. Not enough to go look, but enough to complain here.

[-] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I know you yanks like to go around shooting each other, but if you absolutely must challenge someone to a duel - do be so kind as to use your sword instead.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Many of us on Lemmy have Kitanas hanging on our wall, so totally ready.

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

Why is she hanging on your wall? Tell her to get down and act more human if she doesn't want to stand out

[-] Algaroth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That's no way to treat your waifu body pillow.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Mine's just a longsword sitting on top of my desk...

[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Aww shoot! My vacation is ruined!

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

I for one think more countries should make this very illegal.

[-] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

That murdering you've been doing? Not okay

[-] RHSJack@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Now I am worried I might have committed a faux pas unknowingly. I mean, they are so polite they won't point it out. So now I am sitting here, years later, wondering if I might have, you know, murdered someone in Japan.

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

This is one of my favorite Japan related shitposts

[-] YourFavouriteNPC@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago

Well there go my holiday plans...

[-] Capricorny90210@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Man, talk about culture shock!

[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

That's news to me. Everyone here murders people, I thought it was legal everywhere! I mean, you just kill people, not that big of a deal.

/s

[-] ikiru@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

What? Sounds like a stupid fucking concept.

[-] mrgoodc4t@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Fox pass. O wait... Nevermind.

"Sorry, ma'am, we're gonna need to see the pass for your fox here before we let you through."

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