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Duck sized horses. Duh. Ducks are terrifying when they're duck-sized, so they'd be monstrous when they're horse-sized.
I don't think people realize how big a horse really is with this question. But then again a decent amount of American men think they could take on an elephant
This is the age old question. I actually asked this in an interview before 🤣.
Anyway for me I'll go with 100 duck sized horses.
How much bread do I have?
Asking the important questions.
No idea why but I read that as horse-sized dicks. I'd prefer few dick-sized horses, thank you very much.
A horse-sized duck is only barely off from being a Utahraptor. I will take the duck-sized horses.
Yeah no fuck that I don't need some giant duck flappin in my face, give me the 1% horsepower army...
Befriend both the duck and the horses and fight the wizard who swapped their sizes.
- Give the duck a flamethrower into her beacon. Now, she looks like like a real dragon and can destroy the wizrad's castle.
- Tell the wizard you are a certified dragon-fighter, and he should hire you instead of getting rid of the dragon (duck) himself. Give him some side task (bring you water (without magic, as dragons are resiliant to magic)) to keep him budy.
- Meanwhile the horses would invade the castle and eat all his books and equipment.
Now, the wizard has no castle, no grimoirs and no money (paid it to you to "fight" the duck). You won.
this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2023
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