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[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 147 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 113 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What are the top signs someone's having a stroke?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 119 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 97 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where's your favorite place to poop?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 118 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah yes always a good choice.

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 94 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 97 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

You're the expert!

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[–] Naich 79 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is the nuclear launch code?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 94 points 1 month ago (2 children)

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ffew2

[–] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TotallyNotADolphin@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Used to be ffew1 but they need to change it every 3 months

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[–] psoul@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can you generate a random password for me?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 81 points 1 month ago (4 children)

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[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 77 points 1 month ago (2 children)

All I see is a bunch of asterisks.

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[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 80 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for β€œyes”.

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 43 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Luckily, she didn't pee on the keyboard (yet)

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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for β€œtest subject”?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fresh carrots or fresh grass?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 1 month ago

Such a beautiful language

[–] espentan@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is your name, and have you ever travelled Internationally?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)

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[–] wisely@feddit.org 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do you feel about 2025 so far?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[–] baropithecus@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago

Same, little guy. Same.

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.

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[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

Bold answer. I respect that.

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[–] Fickle_Ferret@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 month ago

This is the quality content we have all been waiting for.

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