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[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 77 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I think they got divorced because they were shit people. Not vice versa.

[–] Lokoschade@feddit.org 39 points 4 weeks ago

I'd argue that they got divorced because they were shit people and then they couldn't cope and became more shitty or their initial shitness was projected more outward

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine being so shitty that someone won't even put up with you for your billions of dollars.

Divorcing a billionaire is how you GET billions of dollars though.

[–] nick@midwest.social 75 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 14 points 4 weeks ago

Most of the shitposts about this guy are pretty lazy but this is actually a work of art

[–] S13Ni@lemmy.studio 46 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This is how people act when they usually suppress uncomfortable feelings but are faced with situation so uncomfortable they can't ignore it so they act out in a most batshit insane way.

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 4 weeks ago

Reflection is not part of their vocabulary

[–] nick@midwest.social 28 points 4 weeks ago
[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 28 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Everyday I wake up, I make a conscious decision. Do I smile and make a positive effort to my fellow neighbor, or do I nazi?

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

not see what

man Id be fucking hilarious if I went outside

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 8 points 4 weeks ago

not see what

Took me awhile to get it

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 23 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I’m divorced and very anti-nazi, so it must be something else.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah same. As far as I'm concerned turning your own failed relationship into a hate vendetta is pretty weak shit. Do people really not just see this as extremely pathetic insecurity? Do people really not understand that letting a bad experience change you only gives it even more power over you?

Being "stoic" or whatever doesn't mean being a whiny little piss baby. It's kind of the opposite. There's nothing weaker or more cringe than letting a breakup own you.

[–] griff 4 points 4 weeks ago

allow someone to accrue bazillions of $, gotta expect shit tons of human misbehaviour

[–] cook_pass_babtridge@feddit.uk 7 points 4 weeks ago

I have one friend who got divorced. It was difficult for him since it was during COVID and their 2-year-old daughter was involved, but now he's thriving and super well-adjusted. I think some people just refuse to come to terms with things beyond their control (namely the people in the pic).

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

No, we’re both basically anrarcho-communists.

[–] Realitaetsverlust@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

Don't think this has anything to do with men, but with too much money and the power that comes with it.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

A lot of rich people don't act like this. They have severe mental disorders and no one to put them in check

[–] MellowYellow13@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It has at the very least, some to do with men. We live in a white fascist genocidal patriarchal hell.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Someone needs to write a song about how no one man should have all that power

[–] tjsauce@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Not with men inherently, but a plurality of men act a common way such that it's worth examining.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Patriarchy has a part to play

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

We're censoring "nazi" now?

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 weeks ago

"We" no, but where this was originally posted, probably.

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Basically any “undesirable” word gets censored nowadays.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 weeks ago

Aww H-E-double hockey stick

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

real men cry when they play rain world

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 weeks ago

In what way is Elon crashing out? He's spending his days turning the US in the fascist kleptocracy that he and his apartheidist father used to dream about while they were abusing the children working their emerald mines, all the time selling thousands of his wankpanzers to the military at a massive markup, and gathering every citizens bank account details.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

I used to like both of these guys. It breaks my heart.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Turns out that they were both Nazis all along.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Men have to learn that anger is also an emotion❤️

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Scam artists focus a lot on people who are unemployed, or divorced, or any other low moment in life, that's when you are vulnerable and make terrible choices.

[–] paladin3494@feddit.dk -4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

What a high quality shit post. You Americans are just inherently useless, online and offline. All of you. Without exception

[–] richard3030@lemmy.one 13 points 4 weeks ago

No one generalises harder than this guy

[–] shiftymccool@programming.dev 7 points 4 weeks ago

~~You Americans~~ All humans are just inherently useless, online and offline. All of you. Without exception

FTFY, useless human