Raise his taxes, he'll leave
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2025
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Idk. Buffy?
Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
Duh just make knife free zones. Put up signs. "No blades, no bows. Leave your weapons here."
So, UK teens are mostly vampires? I thought Twilight ended a long time ago. UK teens are retro.
I mean they were using Zombie knives, so I think he was just doing his job, keeping the streets clean of the undead
Wasn't Wesley Snipes ultimately defeated by the IRS?
...should we...should we, give him an award for stopping familars before they can do their masters' bidding? I mean, that's really how the vampires maintain control over Hollywood and the banking system
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