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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What kind of FUCKING MONSTER

[–] BorgDrone@lemmy.one 71 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, who the hell installs Windows on a Steam Deck. Fucking blasphemy.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

I was about to say. Why tf would you do that. "Hey I bought a car with airconditioning, so I removed the doors".

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago

Uses a keyboard with no numpad? Idk man, savages

(/s)

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee -1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Windows on a Steam Deck

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Poor woman. Married a guy who installed windows on his steam deck. Got a kid with a guy who'd rather play video games instead of being there for her during labor.

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] conc@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

Poor Steam Deck™

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

steam deck

windows installed

i can't believe this motherfucker managed to reproduce

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's not too late to save the child from their influence

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

When my first kid was born I brought my laptop so we could watch Airplane! while she was in labor 🤦‍♂️

[–] brian@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We did the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

It got bit tough when the labor took longer than the three extended editions.

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

An infant is never late, brian

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well, yes, people don't understand just how long a fucking wait it can be. Honestly I figure that joke here is the guy it's clearly ignoring his wife and not providing entertainment.

For the record, my wife's labors were both very short but I did in fact come prepared with entrainment for her. It actually helped quite a bit in postpartum (especially the first time, I stayed the night twice and we just hung out with our baby and taking turns taking care of her).

[–] seang96@spgrn.com 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I brought my steam deck for the 4 overnight days and mostly played it at night or early AM when nothing was going on. That said bringing M&KB and using up the little space you get in some of the rooms seems a little overboard..

I also question this gamer's choice in brands razor products suck so bad.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I bought the exact mouse when I was a wee lad and the scroll wheel started jumping within months. Nightmarish to use

[–] Breadhax0r@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I've been using the same razer chroma for like....15 years? But at that time, Logitech was also still good.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

There's so much to unpack here it almost seems like trolling. Tarkov is extremely attention consuming. You have to be on alert, and rounds can take up to 45 minutes...while your wife is in labor... There's also the faxlct the game is known for being server favoring vs client so if you have a shitty connection, like wifi, it's going to end badly for you. Plus the crap he went through installing / configuring Windows just to be able to play Tarkov??? Idk, can't tell if insanity or just wrongly allocated dedication haha.

[–] temporal_spider@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

How to tell your husband doesn't love you when it's far too late.

[–] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

Razer

Checks out

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Please let this be photoshop