just squish that cat
this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2025
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SQUISH THAT CAT
Lol, you can do almost anything....once.
Anything is edible once
Even twice if done in quick succession
i think i might very much struggle with granite or other hard things.
You might need a way to grind it up but it is doable with the ~~right~~ wrong attitude.
Most things you can eat quite a few of as long as it's done within a short period of time.
Can I pick up cougars this way?
Easiest way to pick up cougars is to go to a college town during mom weekend
Tf is a mom weekend?
It's when a band from before most of the students were born is in town. But only if the singer is still hot.
Mom weekend is when all the sorority moms show up to support their sorority daughters by getting blackout drunk together and hit on 20-something college dudes. Dad weekend is where dads show up for a football game and support each other by not snitching to each other's wives when they get it on in their campers with college dudettes. At least that's how it was in the college towns I've lived in
Huh. I thought it only happened in literotica stories.
me too, thanks
Anything is ****able if you're brave enough.
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i don't think that guy would hurt a cat but Claudia is clearly miserable and terrified.
Well, yeah. He's a veterinarian and he's handling her in an exam room.
I've never seen a happy cat on an exam table.
People that work in these places love animals, I have no doubt he would hurt them